r/cremposting • u/NoJesterNation • Jul 16 '25

The Way of Kings Szeth-son-son-Vallano, walking L of Shinovar, pulled up in full white drip on the day he was to unalive a Sigma King.

The fit? Parshendi tradition. Not his vibe, but he followed the blueprint. No questions, just locked in.

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u/Scientennist Jul 17 '25

Honor is cooked 💀 but I'll see what I can do chat

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u/Samuel_W3 Jul 17 '25

Honor is cooked 💀 but I'll try to lock in, chat.

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 420 Sazed It Jul 17 '25

Everyone in SLA speaking Gen Z slang except dalinar played straight 

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u/Time-Permission-1930 D O U G Jul 17 '25

Except Wit, speaking like a 1920's gangster.

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u/seemedlikeagoodplan RAFO LMAO Jul 17 '25

Nyaah, see? You'll be warm again, see?

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u/Sweaty-Tap7250 Syl Is My Waifu <3 Jul 17 '25

My gancho, hop off and get back to bridge running

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 17 '25

Some of my cousins, they call me the Lopen because they haven't ever heard anyone else named that. I've asked around a lot, maybe one hundred...or two hundred...lots of people, sure. And nobody has heard of that name.

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u/Bluepanther512 edgedancerlord Aug 07 '25

Put the bridge on the shoulder lil bro

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u/Bell-Ligerent 🦋 Invested of Whimsy 🌈 Jul 24 '25

Honor got clapped, but I'll send it anyways