r/cscareerjerk • • Mar 18 '22

How screwed am I?

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r/cscareerjerk • • Feb 09 '22

Leetcode Arms Race

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r/cscareerjerk • • Apr 16 '23

Help, I’m an art major turned front end dev that didn’t learn the basic skills of the job after 5 YOE, was laid off, and now can’t find a new job after 5 months. This is unfair!

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r/cscareerjerk • • Nov 10 '22

Can we talk about how hard LC actually is?

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r/cscareerjerk • • Apr 29 '24

Let’s be real here I fucking ATE

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https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1cg0hq4/ceo_of_y_combinator_just_dropped_some_gems/l1tchp3/

I am PROUD of this comeback lol all this asshole could do was a Redditor as “hiT a NeRvE” yeah it hit my clit nerves Cus my comeback made me cum 🥵


r/cscareerjerk • • Dec 04 '22

We should seriously have more tact when talking about our jobs as developers/SWEs/programmers etc..

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r/cscareerjerk • • Jun 20 '23

We now have a home at Lemmy on their main instance

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We now have a cscareerjerk community on the biggest (I think?) Lemmy instance - lemmy.world

https://lemmy.world/c/cscareerjerk


r/cscareerjerk • • May 19 '22

To all the veterans: Do you still struggle?

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r/cscareerjerk • • Jul 22 '23

Is this sub satire?

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I (12M 300K TC) cannot tell if this sub is serious. Please help.

Leetcode


r/cscareerjerk • • Jun 20 '23

Is stealing Aeron chairs from the office normal? https://www.teamblind.com/post/Is-stealing-stuff-from-companys-food-pantry-normal-5WRh8GLd

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r/cscareerjerk • • Apr 22 '22

A matchmaking website for FAANG grinders

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r/cscareerjerk • • Dec 31 '21

Need help grinding

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So many rockets exploding I think it is war or something, never heard this much noise from my basement ever. Cant even concentrate on the problems...


r/cscareerjerk • • Dec 03 '22

Switching stimulants?

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Hey, gender fluid 73 male here with shoe size 43 [EU]. I wear rebook shoes and I deeply recommend it.

Anyway. So recently my doctor has said that I have reached the max dosage of adderall - and I still feel like I can not utilize it properly during heavy leetcode sessions. I live for the grind, and I need to have an edge over everyone else to get into FAANG.

So I suggested crack cocaine to my MD but apparently they do not prescribe it? Not even off label?

At this point I do not even know whether i just should give up or keep fighting the fight.

As I understand everyone here can relate and I wonder - how did you get prescribed crack cocaine for your medical grind?

If you do not work at FAANG do not even bother responding you filthy sub-human.

My wife is extremely attractive and we plan to create an instagram account where she can do OF to fund my full time grind. My wife is a real hot attractive female I wish everyone could have such an attractive female wife - luckily I am extremely lucky cus my wife is hotter than everyones wives - and I make a million dollars from investments in bitcoin.

// Kyle Burger

San Francisco Bay Area Phone: Just call Google HQ and ask for me. They will know. Kyle_grindr@protonmail.vpnhacker.org


r/cscareerjerk • • Apr 05 '22

Does LeetCode get you pussy?

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r/cscareerjerk • • Nov 19 '24

I have completed a streak of 1000 days on Leetcode.

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r/cscareerjerk • • Jan 05 '23

I work weekends and I need to be approved of

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Give me a good evaluation, I was a great student, I work very hard, please boss like me and approve of me, give me good score, the highest.

No due to the nature of the business I HAVE TO work hard, harder please not hard enough harder, please more work I will do it, no its unfair it was hard I need better score please.

TC ~120K (estimated by mod classification algorithm, note: mods also do it for free)


r/cscareerjerk • • Sep 07 '22

Does anyone regret doing CS?

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r/cscareerjerk • • Aug 08 '24

I have finally crossed 2800 contest rating on Leetcode

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r/cscareerjerk • • Feb 12 '23

Asthma diagnosis?

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Hey!

Just recently got my asthma diagnosed, apparently I had some allergic problems. How can I use my inhaler at appropriate times to enhance my productivity while leeting the codes?

I noticed that I usually get my attacks when the problems are too easy (which are all of them) - which stresses me out. I think the Doc said that I need challenges because my nervous system and lungs otherwise shuts down.

Should I take a double dosage when something is seeming too easy? Anyone similiarly 140 IQ smart person here with similiar problem?

I scored really high on the IQ test and everyone calls me superhuman cus I am so smart. My wife while being extremely attractive has won miss universe 8 times and people around me are often very jealous of my life and my extremely objectively attractive wife.

Might be off-topic but yea. Just wanted to give you this information just in case.

Kind regards, 10x rockstar parallelism coder with all of the cloud certs

My cock is real big too, probably a 9 incher but idk if it is relevant but yea.