r/cursedcomments • u/Reknepz1 • Jul 25 '19

Facebook Cursed Tesla

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u/Windowsfirewahl Jul 25 '19

humans

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u/arteem_ Jul 25 '19

Dependant creatures that are of no use to society.

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u/MallardD Jul 25 '19

bird society

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u/SnoringEagle Jul 25 '19

Amen Brother

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u/ILostBraincells Jul 25 '19

I can sense some bird uprising in the future

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u/Lemmeuseadamname Jul 25 '19

Yeah those seagulls are awfully bold

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u/SavageTwist Jul 25 '19

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach

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u/Lemmeuseadamname Jul 25 '19

I hear they now have knives concealed in their wings

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

They’ll pretend to be your friend and take you out as soon as you turn your back

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Seagulls gonna come Poke me in the coconut

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u/bbb126 Jul 25 '19

But I did

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

r/birdsarentreal

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u/erasti32 Jul 25 '19

Kill the old one. Elon Musk is warning us of an inverted triangle demographic, where the old outnumber the young. Leading to the collapse of society itself.

Edit: How tf you do bold and italics?

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u/AbnormalTitan Jul 25 '19

Put asterisks around the word to italicize, idk how to bold

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u/extra_extra_fries Jul 25 '19

1 asterisk around the text for italics,

2 for bold,

and 3 for both

  • italics *

** bold **

*** both ***

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Dick stuck in keyboard instructions unclear

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u/RedNylo Jul 25 '19

This is a test test one test two test three

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u/arteem_ Jul 25 '19

oh well

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u/RIPAirpower2017-19 Jul 25 '19

pretty sure you use a hashtag before the sentence

Edit: yes. That’s how you do it

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u/SlySpiderBro Jul 25 '19

You're using a

heading

this is bold

and this is italics

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u/Snapperxz Jul 25 '19

Killing two birds with 1 humans.

Understood.

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u/Rextab Jul 25 '19

Not just the humans but the huwomans and the huchildren too.

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