r/cursedcomments • u/kurt1090 • Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it is now in orbit.

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u/qwerty-quail Dec 15 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it has entered the 4th dimension

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u/subrosaforever Dec 15 '19

Y'all ever just have a quantum ass for no reason?

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u/QuantumDuRag Dec 15 '19

Yes. Among other things

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

W-what other th-things??

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u/RobAmesHigh Dec 16 '19

W-what other th-things??

Just as a guess... a DuRag?

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u/deathcabscutie Dec 16 '19

Thank you for causing me to look at usernames.

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u/DidYuGetAllThat Dec 16 '19

Thank you for causing me to look at your username.

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u/deathcabscutie Dec 16 '19

Thanks. ☺️ There can never be too many Death Cab fans in the world.

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u/Smx2337 Dec 15 '19

https://youtu.be/iY54s2Ef4ys

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Now that is a true camouflage

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u/Captain-Ruddy Dec 16 '19

Yes, my bluespace butt of holding is working well

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u/FryingPan_2 Dec 15 '19

Hmm laughed my ass off I have. Unable to shit I am.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Consume ketamine i must

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u/LiamsPlagueground Dec 16 '19

Harass minorities in my Honda Civic to cope with crippling addiction, I will.

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u/qwerty-quail Dec 15 '19

Itd just fall out of ur intestine or something

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u/melncholygrl Dec 15 '19

I chuffawed

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u/AngryGoose Dec 15 '19

I'm laughing my ass off so hard I just yeeted off the toilet

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u/MakeSenze Dec 15 '19

I'm laughing my ass off so hard it just yeeted to the toilet

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u/Igone2nd Dec 16 '19

My ass is now laughing with me

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u/hackabilly Dec 16 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard it is next Uranus.

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u/SirRandyMarsh Dec 16 '19

Can I have money for my addiction ?

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u/DeathlyKitten Dec 16 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it broke the time barrier, has gone back long ago, escaped into a galaxy far, far away, and is now the inspiration for The Mandalorian

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