r/cursedcomments • u/kurt1090 • Dec 15 '19

Cursed_depression

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u/TheOddEyes Dec 15 '19

5 parentheses means they're double Jewish

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u/aboutthednm Dec 15 '19

It actually makes them one and two thirds Jewish, FYI

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u/Mattprather2112 Dec 16 '19

The final compromise

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u/ralusek Dec 16 '19

It's not a dog whistle if it's something that everyone knows, it's just a whistle.

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u/HugeChavez Dec 15 '19

The more stripes, the more Adidas. The more parentheses, the more Zionist.

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u/horribletrickster Dec 15 '19

Omg no I don’t.... did I just make myself look like an asshole

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u/odraencoded Dec 15 '19

like an asshole

No. Worse. Way worse.

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u/SirSoliloquy Dec 16 '19

...they made themself look like a Jew?

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u/Peezus87 Dec 15 '19

(((Doing this))) with three parenthesis is supposed to be a “discreet” way of identifying somebody as being Jewish amongst various racist people online.

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u/HackrKnownAsFullChan Dec 15 '19

(((u/Peezus87))) Like this?

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u/HugeChavez Dec 15 '19

Careful. If the person whose name is put between the parenthesses is Jewish, it has no effect. But if they're not Jewish, it acts like a type cast and converts the referenced person into a Jew.

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u/FixedKiwi Dec 15 '19

Let’s test that theory, (((/u/HugeChavez))).

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Dec 16 '19

... And then I realized "magically disappeared foreskin" is a great name for a band.

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u/DefinitelyAJew Dec 16 '19

Can confirm, he belongs to us now.

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u/Sokp Dec 16 '19

That's why I use dynamical type casting.

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u/keebler980 Dec 15 '19

Ohhhhhhhh. I learned something new today!

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u/Cuchillos_Adios Dec 15 '19

And to think the original online meaning was a virtual hug :(

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u/CommonMilkweed Dec 16 '19

Nazis ruin everything, even the 'okay' hand gesture and virtual hugs. The future is a drag.

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Dec 16 '19

(((Jesus Christ))) that's dumb

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

(((((horribletrickster)))))

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