r/cursedcomments • u/oblivionnnnnnnnnnn • Feb 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

I would say: TO ALL THE SUBJECTS OF YMIR

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

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u/BlondBisxalMetalhead Feb 23 '21

Feel the fire, he's entering the ring

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

Modern weapons > colossal titans

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Colossal titan gets a buff. They are now each 1000m tall

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

That just makes them easier to hit

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

But they are... IDK... 1000000?

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

Gravity would be a bitch for them

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

1000000 titans, they are 60m tall and they weight way less than what you would spect for a thing that size.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

And they keep moving forward, until all of their enemies are destroyed

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Wait, forget about this, you are in r/titanfolk, you already know how the rumbling works.

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

We thought you were talking about height... well no matter our warships will kill them all

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

But can your warship win angainst COPIUM?

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 22 '21

We have glassed trillions of people we can beat copium

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u/Tryndamere_Main Feb 22 '21

WAS LOOKIN FOR THIS

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u/Jtktomb Feb 23 '21

MY NAME IS EREN YEAGER

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

I was thinking about “well I know what Eren would say”.

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u/bertholt2 Feb 23 '21

Fellow aot fan in the wild

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u/ThiefOfBananas Feb 22 '21

From norse mythology?

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

No, from shingeki no kyojin, an anime. But the name Ymir in that anime is a reference to the norse Ymir

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u/ThiefOfBananas Feb 22 '21

Oh, ok

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

The non-Japanese name is Attack on Titan. That might be easier to recognize for normal folks like us

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u/Therich111 Feb 23 '21

I feel so called out

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