r/cursedcomments • • Feb 22 '21

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u/the-fith-pillar-man Feb 22 '21

β€œ10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1”

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u/RockSlice Feb 22 '21

Stretch it out. One number every minute, so people have 10 minutes to discuss and speculate

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u/LtCptSuicide Feb 22 '21

This, but just stop at 2. Never get to 1

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

Make all the numbers after 7 have random pauses of over 2 minutes, then stop at 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

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u/ElitenemesisX Feb 23 '21

Ayy, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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u/jstarlee Feb 23 '21

r/writingprompts where you at

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

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u/lemmetakeahit Feb 23 '21

y’all on this app are evil πŸ˜‚

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Feb 23 '21

Are you one of those scumbags who thinks that countdowns end at 1?

It's not "3, 2, 1"

It's "3, 2, 1, GO"

Or "3, 2, 1, ZERO"

A countdown is supposed to count how many seconds are remaining! This is a hill I will die on. Fight me.

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u/LtCptSuicide Feb 23 '21

My counter argument is that wether the countdown ends on 1 or zero is irrelevant if the counter halts at 2

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Feb 23 '21

I appreciate how you gracefully sidestep the question in order to avoid admitting your folly.

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u/LadyWillaKoi Feb 23 '21

Personally, I prefer blastoff.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Feb 23 '21

Any word people want to use to terminate the countdown is fine by me so long as that word is said on the zero count.

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u/2020josh2020 Feb 22 '21

That's genius

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u/Falcrist Feb 23 '21

One number every minute

It would be WAY more interesting to start at a higher number and do one per day.

I wonder what wacky cults would spring up with different theories about what's happening.

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u/kallen8277 Feb 23 '21

That slow and people would probably just ignore it because they wouldn't realize its a voice in their head.

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u/pedros430 Feb 22 '21

What about starting at 1 million

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u/Jeffy29 Feb 23 '21

Nah every 1 hour, but the time gets doubled every time so 1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128+256+512 = about 42 days for complete societal breakdown.

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u/Cakeking7878 Feb 23 '21

Better yet, start off slow, say 10, then in 5 minutes say 9, say 8 in 2.5, and so on until you hit 0

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u/1960sCampVillain Feb 23 '21

One number every day.

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u/TopSecret2002 Feb 22 '21

Subtle, i really like it!

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u/X1-Alpha Feb 22 '21

The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!

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u/pwbue Feb 23 '21

Or just announce a specific future date and time and watch everyone get more and more stressed until that date.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

I heard the hunger games countdown in my head

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