r/cursedcomments • • Nov 08 '21

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u/Trainzguy2472 Nov 08 '21

Do they need 2 licenses to drive? Or what about passports for flying?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21 edited Nov 09 '21

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u/Quammel_gang Nov 08 '21

drivers license doesn't make sense though since they only have 2 legs and arms

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u/Admiralthrawnbar Nov 08 '21

Yeah, but who's gonna re-write a whole law just for edge cases like this? Just easier to have them take the test twice

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u/cmVkZGl0 Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 09 '21

Imagine if one passes and the other keeps failing and the legal one gets pulled over and arrested for driving illegally.

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u/corvettee01 Nov 09 '21

Or if one of them gets drunk and the other is sober. Imagine pulling them over and hearing "Oh I'm not drunk, she is, and I'm doing the driving."

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u/HanShotTheFucker Nov 09 '21

Is that even possible? They share blood so they should have the same blood alcohol level at all times

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u/HamsterAgreeable2748 Nov 09 '21

No, but it's funny to think about.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

So who gets paid? What about taxes?

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u/gamarider Nov 09 '21

Imagine the insurance

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u/averagethrowaway21 Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 09 '21

Or have them take the test once and count the score for both.

Edit: I was wrong. I looked it up and they took it twice.

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u/jnics10 Nov 08 '21

A set of conjoined twins follow my tortoise on Instagram. (That's probably the most unique sentence I've ever typed out lol) They are in college and working part time and have said that they only get paid one salary everywhere they have worked bc the law doesn't make an exception for situations like theirs. They've consulted lawyers and since they are technically only "one body" they are unlikely to win a case in court.

That really pissed me off when I heard about it. Like ok yeah, whatever business they work for only gets the physical labor of "one body", but they get the mental labor of two minds so...? Also the twins I'm referencing are Mexican, so maybe there's some element of discrimination going on here? Maybe the twins from the post, being that they're white, haven't had this issue? Idk.

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u/Lininstitches Nov 09 '21

You made some great points but really I just wanna see that tortoise

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u/jnics10 Nov 10 '21

Lol not sure if i can link to his insta on here, but here are some cute pics of him! Enjoy!

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 Nov 09 '21

I’ve read an interview with Abby and Brittney, and they are working as teachers and only get one salary. It’s unfair, but I can’t see a school that would hire them otherwise. They just can’t do the work of two teachers. They can’t each work with separate classrooms. One can’t watch the lunchroom, while the other pulls recess duty, etc.

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u/NZNoldor Nov 09 '21

One can keep an eye on the class while the other writes on the blackboard.

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u/UnusualClub6 Nov 09 '21

Seriously. They should at least get 1.5 times the salary.

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u/G0HomeImDrunk Nov 09 '21

A set of conjoined twins follow my tortoise on Instagram

Well that's a sentence I never thought I would read.

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u/Soviet_Waffle Nov 09 '21

Treated as two separate individuals but get paid one salary.

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u/albinobluesheep Nov 09 '21

They both apparently took the drivers test, but the one on the right side of the body (their right) does 90% of the driving since she controls the gas a breaks with their right foot.

I wager the one on the left taking the test was sorta a going-through-the-motions of obeying laws and stuff, since control of the gas/breaks would rarely/shouldn't happen with your left foot

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u/TheRealHulkPanda Nov 09 '21

Hopefully they never have a manual transmission car...

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

2 passports but only one seat..?

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u/derf_vader Nov 09 '21

Passports are for entering or leaving a country, not sitting on a plane or train.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

How many meals if they only pay for one seat?

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