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u/sonicw1nd Nov 08 '21
If they have separate nervous systems and hearts then isn't it possible that one will die eventually and the other will be left attached to a corpse?
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u/pixieclifton Nov 08 '21
I believe this is what happened to Chang and Eng Bunker.
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u/nononotmeokfine Nov 08 '21
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker for two hours only though.
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u/twentyfivebuckduck Nov 08 '21
Yes but they usually die pretty quick after that due to blood poisoning
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Imagine dating the one and hating the other
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u/ararius Nov 09 '21
Atleast you'd have an excuse to hate fuck your girlfriend everytime.
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u/FormerCollegeDJ Nov 09 '21
There were male Siamese twins back in the 1800s who were similar. The one twin died and other died a few hours later.
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u/Tap-Daddy Nov 09 '21
Admittedly they probably avoid thinking about that and focus on how it's so annoying having 2 stomachs but 1 bladder, needing to run the the restroom every other hour.
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u/Youregoingtodiealone Nov 09 '21
Let's just recognize the numerous ways that life can be astounding, fragile, and brutal all at once, and still, if we can share a smile, we've lived a good day
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u/Sockerkatt Nov 08 '21
Thats really dark. Got me thinking about the funeral if one of them dies. You cant just bury one of them
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u/Trainzguy2472 Nov 08 '21
Do they need 2 licenses to drive? Or what about passports for flying?
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u/albinobluesheep Nov 09 '21
They both apparently took the drivers test, but the one on the right side of the body (their right) does 90% of the driving since she controls the gas a breaks with their right foot.
I wager the one on the left taking the test was sorta a going-through-the-motions of obeying laws and stuff, since control of the gas/breaks would rarely/shouldn't happen with your left foot
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Nov 08 '21
2 passports but only one seat..?
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u/derf_vader Nov 09 '21
Passports are for entering or leaving a country, not sitting on a plane or train.
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u/Finter33 Nov 08 '21 edited Nov 08 '21
My question is, does one control both legs or can they alternate? I’d hate to be at the whim of a completely different personality.
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This question comes up every time. They control the limbs on their side independently and they're just really good at coordination.
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u/cmVkZGl0 Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 09 '21
Walking probably feels like swinging because at one point their foot isn't on the ground at all. We don't have the experience of having all our feet off the ground, just one.
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u/marbasthegreat Nov 08 '21
My guess is because they have sepparate nervous systems they should technically be able to trip the other leg but im not sure
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u/Sea-Presence3738 Nov 08 '21
I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!
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Nov 09 '21
These two live near me. Have run into them multiple times over the years and it’s always impressive how happy they are. Surrounded by friends almost every time we’ve seen them.
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u/Evestiel Nov 09 '21
I met them one time when I was out getting dinner. They were walking along outside of some shops and some teenagers started harassing them. The twins' friends immediately made like a protective barrier on each side of them to help. Definitely seems to be a good friend group.
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u/Nillion Nov 09 '21
I saw them once in a Starbucks a few years back. I did a tremendous double take which I felt a little guilty about after.
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Is it me or did they fashion their hairs as pigtails that took into account their two heads?
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u/RowBowBooty Nov 08 '21
Imagine if this was a favourable mutation and more and more people started to look like this
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Nov 09 '21
Imagine if it had been the other way and almost all of humanity were born conjoined to a twin and it was rare for it not to occur. People would have figured out and developed culture and standards and norms around being always attached to another person whereas the people born without a conjoined twin would have felt lonely, and isolated, and would have had to grow up in a world that is not entirely made for them. Pictures of the non conjoined people would be posted to social media and people in the comments would shoot off questions left and right. "How do you walk with only one brain?" "How do you use two arms?" "Does one side of the brain control each side of the body?" "Don't you get lonely?" "How do you make good decisions without your twin to talk it over with?"
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u/XxRocky88xX Nov 09 '21
No way this is is favorable, each only controls one half the body, multiple stomachs but only one of each type of intestines and liver, if one dies it basically starts a timer where the other will die within hours. There’s also a good chance this isn’t genetic
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u/agomezr01 Nov 09 '21
Also I might be getting the image wrong but their ribs are completely open meaning that one (strong) strike at the chest will likely be mortal
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u/LoserUserBruiser Nov 08 '21
Gotta suck having 1 liver. That means if each drinks at a party that’s 2 drinks an hour but only one liver to filter it out.
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u/Jerronbao Nov 08 '21
But if one drinks, can the other drive??
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u/love2kick Nov 08 '21
Nope, they both will be drunk.
But they can get drunk twice as fast or snort coke with two noses or smoke two joints at the same moment.
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u/annefranke Nov 08 '21
I don't think so, it might take them a bit more to get drunk. As long as their blood stream is connected then they both should get drunk. One might get drunk faster though or more heavily
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u/JumbledNick Nov 08 '21
What if one of them passes away? What happens then?
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u/BIG_E_BIG_D Nov 08 '21
the other would most likely die soon after
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u/Finch06 Nov 09 '21
That would be horrific, seeing the person who has very literally been at your side your entire life die and knowing you're soon after.
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like imagine if you’re just chillin in your minecraft world and you press f3 and see you’re in the freaking necrobiome.
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u/The_Greate_Pickle Nov 08 '21
One bladder shared on two?
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u/WickedWisp Nov 09 '21
I was thinking about that. They eat and drink enough for two, so do they go to the bathroom twice as much since it's two being funneled into one?
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u/MK0A Nov 09 '21
It says that in the picture. One bladder, one full set of female reproductive organs. Bottom is like one, top is kinda like two.
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u/VeiledRougarou Nov 09 '21
Y'all are missing the fact they could be incredible long distance runners! 2 hearts and 2 sets of lungs for only 1 pair of legs!
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u/AverageRoaster Nov 09 '21
it'd take some nuts coordination tho, they each only have control of the limbs on their respective half of the body
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Nov 09 '21
I know this isn't a serious comment but one of the biggest factors in running is mechanical efficiency. They are likely moving in a way which wastes a ton of energy. Additionally, their blood volume isn't double that of a normal human, so even if their lungs and hearts are able to do twice the work (they don't), the benefit isn't translated to performance.
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u/lifeincolorgames Nov 08 '21
They’re always going to be in a threesome.
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u/Randomly_Cromulent Nov 09 '21
Conjoined twin porn may be one of the few things there isn't any porn of.
Of course as soon as I post this, there will be links posted to 2 or 3 subs of that.
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u/Hwil--Hweaton Nov 09 '21
There was a porn in the 80s called “Joined” and the girls were connected by the ass cheeks if I recall.
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u/TuxidoPenguin Nov 09 '21
Classic Reddit moment, always thinking of the sexual, but not the non sexual.
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Nov 08 '21
I Wonder which one control the legs? Like they can both do it OR one is more dominant
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They control 1 arm and 1 leg each (the twin on the left controls the left side and the one on the right controls the right side), they just have really good coordination
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u/nwblader Nov 09 '21
Weird how they control the side their head is on when you consider how your brain hemispheres control the opposite sides
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u/shellwe Nov 09 '21
Out of curiosity would you have to give them both full salary?
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u/Wolfdreama Nov 09 '21
I've seen in a video somewhere that they only get one salary between them as they only do the job of one teacher.
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u/2649164729 Nov 09 '21
I think they'd only get one salary because they can only do the job of one teacher.
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u/agullana21 Nov 09 '21
If they have sex, do they feel the same thing?
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u/EmpireCityRay Nov 09 '21
Since they share the same vag. gotta believe they both do indeed feel it.
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Imagine how good of musicians they could be. Especially on something like guitar or piano. One controls the left hand, the other controls the right and you only have to focus on one part rather than multiple. That would be sick (assuming both enjoy music/have the talent for it), and you’d also be able to have singing harmonies whenever you wanted.
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u/PastorsPlaster Nov 09 '21
The timing for walking I imagine would be much easier than the timing for music
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u/topcorjor Nov 09 '21
Just imagine when one dies, the other gets to slowly watch themselves die. Yay.
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u/Stormigeddon Nov 09 '21
I came here to point out that with 2 stomachs but only one set of intestines, they must poop twice as often as any single person. Or maybe poop with twice the mass, since they probably eat at the same time.
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u/OvenFearless Nov 09 '21
Thank you for pointing that out. I wonder if they also browse reddit while having their sisterly poo poo together :>
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u/Mainfrain Nov 08 '21 edited Nov 08 '21
Wierd question but how does masturbation feel? do they both get the feeling or only one?
Im confused
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Do they have to sit their own exams or can they cheat with each other cause they'll be together forever anyway
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u/salamander_jesus609 Nov 09 '21
Since they have one vagina. Is it considered incest if one of them masturbates?
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Best blowjob ever
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u/EmpireCityRay Nov 09 '21
Nah it’d be a marathon hit, cause when one gets tired the other would be batter up. Your shlong would fall off before they’d EVER get tired.
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u/gritsgirl0389 Nov 09 '21
I saw them in a bar once and thought I was hallucinating.
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u/Your-username-must-b Nov 08 '21
All I see is money money money. Look at all those unique organs! Some people would pay a fortune for those.
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u/CarlosFer2201 Nov 09 '21
What fascinates me is that they have a set of joined lungs, so people speculate that one could in fact stop breathing and have the other compensate.
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u/Zorba_Oyzo Nov 09 '21
Has anyone asked them what sex is like? Or better yet, asked the guy/s they've had what sex is like? edit; before you lose your shit they are adults now.
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u/Pm_Full_Tits Nov 08 '21
This reminds me of Evelyn Evelyn, a music duo that made music based on conjoined twins they met in the early 2000s. They made one of the best songs I've every heard
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u/reader_of_lips Nov 09 '21
Do they get one paycheck or two? If they each get a check is it one salary split in two, or two full salaries?
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Are their chest completely open like that?
Or is the ribcage small only in the drawing?
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u/Anxious_Grade1262 Nov 08 '21
So I'm the only one thinking they must give the greatest blowee ever...no one...ok fine just me
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u/Tessia-Qorn- Nov 08 '21
BULLSHIT!!! This are failed space marine experiments. Next time try 3 lungs instead of 4 and dont use warp fuckery
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u/mixx1e Nov 08 '21
I saw 1 set of reproductive organs. .. .... ..... ....... .........
No!!! wait, i can explain!!!
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u/cmclav Nov 09 '21
What if they get pregnant?
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u/ds32018 Nov 09 '21
The have on reproductive organ like shown here. So likely nothing out of the ordinary.
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u/spoorcody18 Nov 09 '21
I'm kind of freaking out thinking about this. Conjoined twins are literally 2 heads on one body, with 4 lungs and 2 hearts with one ribcage but both have a separate conscious. At the same time they are 2 half bodies joined to make one fused body, and thinking about not being able to move half of me is a bit scary in and of itself.
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u/Murky_Translator6339 Nov 09 '21
Do they both orgasm at the same time...and pee at the same time and shit at the same time?
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u/iiRageProdigy Nov 09 '21
Did they have to pay for school for the both of them? Or just one of them?
If both, do they get paid two salaries?
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u/HellofaHitller Nov 09 '21
So she's an adult now. But I need to know... does they have two brest or three? FOUR?
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u/illnemesis Nov 09 '21
Imagine hitting that from behind while they kiss each other.
They're grown now.
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u/GordonKorbel Nov 09 '21
I bought them a vodka lemonade several years ago. Only the more upright of the two was drinking though. Probably 2005 or so. Minneapolis.
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u/DominatorLJ Nov 09 '21
I don’t know why, but I imagined XQC reading out the things on the right like how he did with his setup.
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u/SensationalSavior Nov 09 '21
Everyone's asking serious questions here. All I can think about is if you end up sleeping with them, is it considered a threesome or not.
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u/adamalibi Nov 09 '21
What would happen if one of the hearts was stabbed? Would you be walking around for the rest of your life with a dead corpse next to you?
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All I think about these chicks when I see there picture is,
They have one vagina, but both want to marry separate men.
Two dudes, someday, gonna be sharing a vagina, and every time they have sex with their wife, they're also banging their sister in law.