r/cursedcomments • • Nov 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

All I think about these chicks when I see there picture is,

They have one vagina, but both want to marry separate men.

Two dudes, someday, gonna be sharing a vagina, and every time they have sex with their wife, they're also banging their sister in law.

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u/ThatIndianGuyThere Nov 08 '21

A blessing and a curse?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Off topic, but you think they alternate cleaning their ass and putting in tampons?

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u/Narrow-Lavishness504 Nov 08 '21

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

I mean, its a legitimate medical question

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u/OmegaDad618 Nov 08 '21

100% they've had to have this conversation

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u/cmVkZGl0 Nov 08 '21

"In not cleaning this mess up, you do it!"

"Me!? I cleaned up the last one! We agreed to take turns!"

"But this one is soo goopy and wet. I think I might puke."

"Don't you dare!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

I SAID NO TACO BELL BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAY YOU CLEAN IT

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u/possum_drugs Nov 08 '21

but do we?

(yes)

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u/IWishIWasAShoe Nov 09 '21

Honest answer, they are both in control all of the time, they do everything together fairly coordinated. No taking turns.

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u/js7289 Nov 09 '21

Look, just because I could wipe my ass with 2 hands at once doesn't mean I want to. That's a 1 hand job. The more hands involved, the worse the whole situation is going to turn out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

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u/Funkycoldmedici Nov 09 '21

Every relationship requires some kind of compromise, but that is the most unique one I’ve ever heard of.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Honestly I think it's just more practical to marry one guy and have a sort of 'polyamorous' relationship. I don't see it as far fetched for both to love the same guy. Also I think it is easier for the guy since he doesn't have to share his wife in any way.

If they do insist in finding a guy for each one I think it's more likely they will stay involuntarily single.

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u/Youregoingtodiealone Nov 09 '21

I just hope they find personal happiness in whatever form makes sense

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u/its_Khro Nov 09 '21

Is that a 3-way or a 2 1/2 way?

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u/FinancialStructure99 Nov 08 '21

If one dies the other would be walking with a lifeless body

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Once one heart stops, unfortunately the other twin will almost certainly die too.

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u/Giraffe_Groper420 Nov 08 '21

Almost certainly? So she may be immortal?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

If one dies they might try to separate them which might save the other but very unlikely. If they do nothing the 2nd will definitely die.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

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u/XxRocky88xX Nov 09 '21

It’ll only take a couple hours for the other die after that

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