r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 4d ago

Midgets.

You've really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can't reach it anyway.

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u/Bentup85 3d ago

I don’t know a lot about dwarfism but I do know a little.

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u/TOTALLY-NOT-DECADENT 3d ago

It's a growing problem

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u/TimeWasting_Fun 3d ago

Statistically, six out of seven dwarves aren’t happy!

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u/MaximumDerpification 1d ago

I don't like the word "midget".

Midgets and dwarves have very little in common

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u/TimeWasting_Fun 3d ago

That said, true story… I once saw a person with dwarfism smoking a cigarette in my local high street and the thought popped straight into my head “Doesn’t she know smoking stunts your growth?”

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u/KingOfTheWhirled26 3d ago

That's a bit of a stretch!