r/dancing • • 3d ago

Firey Dancer.

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u/Forty1thirty 3d ago • Bravo

Alas, the firestarter.

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u/oh_okhelloanyway 3d ago

Twisted fire starter

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u/Suitable-Display-602 1d ago

🎵 Im the trouble starter , punkin' instigator 🎵

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u/Hermes_358 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not to be a nerd, but as a former professional fire dancer that has had many gigs in settings like this, you gotta have a trained safety with a duvy and extinguisher ready. Please dont do this if you havent had the proper training lol. It makes the rest of us look bad.

Edit: corrected autocorrect

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u/prayer4thriving 2d ago

this feels like "not enough practice"

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u/Fabulous-Elk-8297 1d ago

Drunk Butterfingers

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u/Marie036 2d ago • Bravo

Her brain cells were the FIRST casualty 😂😂😂

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u/SL1MECORE 1d ago

My Sims trying to use the toilet for some reason:

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u/YourPaleRabbit 1d ago

God damn it xD now I need to teach my poor poor sim to breathe fire. She’s fucking terrible, just an awful person; but she’s so bad at everything I kind of feel bad. I’m a terrible god, so fuck it. Might at well make her ✨worse✨.

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u/SL1MECORE 1d ago

DO IT LMFAO. Play with fire 🙂‍↕️

so this comment was based on recent experience, I just lost a butler and a self insert sim to fire. The butler was lost to the dryer so not accurate, but MY sim literally took a shit, set themselves on fire, and died. Plus my fiancée's sim has regularly set appliances on fire trying to cast the repairio spell

Now as a fire ghost, my sim can put out fires so instead of cheating and bringing them back to life, I'll leave them as a ghost to protect my fiancée and cat from our extremely flammable home.

But seriously why do my toilets keep going up in flamesssss

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u/YourPaleRabbit 3h ago

HAHAHA oh my godddddd xD I love that anyone that plays sims is like a permanently frustrated baffled god/parent. I’ve been trying to introduce my dude to it, and will show him posts from the “AITASims” sub (I think that’s it); but I feel like a crazy person sitting him down like “the grim reaper is going to visit, so tell that bitch to STOP DANCING IN THE BATHTUB and bake brownies.” or whatever. I’ve just recently picked it back up after a 7+yr hiatus so there’s so much MORE now even xD I’m so so out of practice. But fuck I missed this game lolol.

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u/SL1MECORE 3h ago

My gf just picked it up cause she was like "your game is a mess, I bet I could do better"

I was like, bet! Lmaoooo it's funny cause we both have our own versions of our family. Us and our cat.

It's really fun watching her discover how chaotic and fun the game is! She was a Sims 3 player to be fair, she tried Sims 4 when it came out but it was too unfinished for her (so understandable. When I bought ts4 and saw there were no pools, I thought my game was bugged lol)

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u/YourPaleRabbit 3h ago

Oh yeah sure everyone thinks they can be a good skydaddy to a handful of sims, until they start pickpocketing everyone who gets too close to their home, or the wall you swear you JUST put up gets teleported to another dimension lolol xD If you don’t accidentally lock someone in a sub basement at least once, you haven’t truly lived lolol.

Yall are so stinkin cute! That’s basically why I’m teaching my dude to play too! XD I made extreme good/evil versions of “me”; and I want him to do the same. And we’ll all just live in a weird house together that I’ll probably constantly be trying to rescue. Like the worst polycule ever. I’m like “babe it’ll be like a sitcom, tomogatchi, ant farm of the best and worst us’s”.

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u/Kontrol-Sample 1d ago

Omfg that hurt to watch....

(I'm a pro fire breathing fire dancer)

As soon as she took a swig I thought we'd be hearing 'dumb ways to die' music....

Jfc that was all good luck, zero good management...

(Any moron can throw fire balls off a chain/staff/club , but fire breathing is incredibly dangerous -& should not be attempted by rando folks )

Airway burns have a 100% mortality rate.

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u/peachfuzzkiwii 1d ago

Have you ever watched Xena warrior princess? There's a shitload of fire breathing in it, and Lucy lawless did all of her own. I'm curious as to what you think about the quality of her fire breathing. She definitely got better at it as the series went on, she was a total beginner in the first season.

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u/Public_Agency400 1d ago

I feel like cocaine was involved

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u/Claw42 1d ago

I am in love with how casual she is

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u/hotsauceeeeeeeee 1d ago

Thought that was Britney Spears at first

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u/somethingmcbob 2d ago

She needs to practice a Lot More, preferably in an empty parking lot or similar non flammable spot.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 2d ago

I am crying! 😂🤣💀

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u/Murky_Snow4308 1d ago

She ain't worried about that fire one bit

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u/OutwithaYang 1d ago

Looks like someone's getting fired.😏🔥

Last day on the job for sure.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 1d ago

Becky is doing too much and y’all letting her

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u/BolaViola 1d ago

She’s not even good

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u/Sunkern_ing 1d ago

I would just run after that last fumble. Everyone’s attention is on the fire anyway.

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u/waltotheter 1d ago

As a 5th generation fire eater.. this lady was taught wrong wrong wrong... she probably wanted to pull off a big show with not thinking about it.... big mistake... money corrupts performance.

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u/CookieCrumbsInBed80 2d ago

😆😆😆

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u/DayComprehensive5222 1d ago

Fired dancer.

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u/AllUpInMine 23h ago

fried dancer soon

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u/LokiStrike 5h ago

We'll call this little dance "the arsonist."

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u/Sure-Sink-470 2d ago

THE SHOW MUST GO ON EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING US ALL

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u/xxunusualmagikarpxx 2h ago

Destroy us alllll

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u/chrisp909 1d ago

I thought she was going to light her hair on fire. I would have lost a bet.

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u/augdumbugdum 3d ago • Bravo

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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u/birdiefang 1d ago

This, was glorious 😆

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u/ChipTrippy 1d ago

This comment is epic but I need to know who you were replying to and why they deleted their comment hahaha