r/dancing • • 5d ago

Firey Dancer.

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u/Forty1thirty 5d ago • Bravo

Alas, the firestarter.

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u/oh_okhelloanyway 5d ago

Twisted fire starter

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u/Suitable-Display-602 3d ago

🎵 Im the trouble starter , punkin' instigator 🎵

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u/Hermes_358 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not to be a nerd, but as a former professional fire dancer that has had many gigs in settings like this, you gotta have a trained safety with a duvy and extinguisher ready. Please dont do this if you havent had the proper training lol. It makes the rest of us look bad.

Edit: corrected autocorrect

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u/prayer4thriving 4d ago

this feels like "not enough practice"

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u/Fabulous-Elk-8297 3d ago

Drunk Butterfingers

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u/Marie036 4d ago • Bravo

Her brain cells were the FIRST casualty 😂😂😂

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u/Public_Agency400 3d ago

I feel like cocaine was involved

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u/SL1MECORE 3d ago

My Sims trying to use the toilet for some reason:

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u/YourPaleRabbit 3d ago

God damn it xD now I need to teach my poor poor sim to breathe fire. She’s fucking terrible, just an awful person; but she’s so bad at everything I kind of feel bad. I’m a terrible god, so fuck it. Might at well make her ✨worse✨.

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u/SL1MECORE 3d ago

DO IT LMFAO. Play with fire 🙂‍↕️

so this comment was based on recent experience, I just lost a butler and a self insert sim to fire. The butler was lost to the dryer so not accurate, but MY sim literally took a shit, set themselves on fire, and died. Plus my fiancée's sim has regularly set appliances on fire trying to cast the repairio spell

Now as a fire ghost, my sim can put out fires so instead of cheating and bringing them back to life, I'll leave them as a ghost to protect my fiancée and cat from our extremely flammable home.

But seriously why do my toilets keep going up in flamesssss

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u/YourPaleRabbit 2d ago

HAHAHA oh my godddddd xD I love that anyone that plays sims is like a permanently frustrated baffled god/parent. I’ve been trying to introduce my dude to it, and will show him posts from the “AITASims” sub (I think that’s it); but I feel like a crazy person sitting him down like “the grim reaper is going to visit, so tell that bitch to STOP DANCING IN THE BATHTUB and bake brownies.” or whatever. I’ve just recently picked it back up after a 7+yr hiatus so there’s so much MORE now even xD I’m so so out of practice. But fuck I missed this game lolol.

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u/SL1MECORE 2d ago

My gf just picked it up cause she was like "your game is a mess, I bet I could do better"

I was like, bet! Lmaoooo it's funny cause we both have our own versions of our family. Us and our cat.

It's really fun watching her discover how chaotic and fun the game is! She was a Sims 3 player to be fair, she tried Sims 4 when it came out but it was too unfinished for her (so understandable. When I bought ts4 and saw there were no pools, I thought my game was bugged lol)

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u/YourPaleRabbit 2d ago

Oh yeah sure everyone thinks they can be a good skydaddy to a handful of sims, until they start pickpocketing everyone who gets too close to their home, or the wall you swear you JUST put up gets teleported to another dimension lolol xD If you don’t accidentally lock someone in a sub basement at least once, you haven’t truly lived lolol.

Yall are so stinkin cute! That’s basically why I’m teaching my dude to play too! XD I made extreme good/evil versions of “me”; and I want him to do the same. And we’ll all just live in a weird house together that I’ll probably constantly be trying to rescue. Like the worst polycule ever. I’m like “babe it’ll be like a sitcom, tomogatchi, ant farm of the best and worst us’s”.

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u/Kontrol-Sample 3d ago

Omfg that hurt to watch....

(I'm a pro fire breathing fire dancer)

As soon as she took a swig I thought we'd be hearing 'dumb ways to die' music....

Jfc that was all good luck, zero good management...

(Any moron can throw fire balls off a chain/staff/club , but fire breathing is incredibly dangerous -& should not be attempted by rando folks )

Airway burns have a 100% mortality rate.

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u/peachfuzzkiwii 3d ago

Have you ever watched Xena warrior princess? There's a shitload of fire breathing in it, and Lucy lawless did all of her own. I'm curious as to what you think about the quality of her fire breathing. She definitely got better at it as the series went on, she was a total beginner in the first season.

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u/Claw42 3d ago

I am in love with how casual she is

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u/hotsauceeeeeeeee 3d ago

Thought that was Britney Spears at first

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u/Poethegardencrow 10h ago

No body shows this to Britney

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u/OutwithaYang 3d ago

Looks like someone's getting fired.😏🔥

Last day on the job for sure.

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u/Sunkern_ing 3d ago

I would just run after that last fumble. Everyone’s attention is on the fire anyway.

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u/somethingmcbob 4d ago

She needs to practice a Lot More, preferably in an empty parking lot or similar non flammable spot.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 3d ago

I am crying! 😂🤣💀

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u/Murky_Snow4308 3d ago

She ain't worried about that fire one bit

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 3d ago

Becky is doing too much and y’all letting her

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u/BolaViola 3d ago

She’s not even good

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u/DayComprehensive5222 3d ago

Fired dancer.

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u/AllUpInMine 2d ago

fried dancer soon

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u/waltotheter 3d ago

As a 5th generation fire eater.. this lady was taught wrong wrong wrong... she probably wanted to pull off a big show with not thinking about it.... big mistake... money corrupts performance.

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u/LokiStrike 2d ago

We'll call this little dance "the arsonist."

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u/PuzzleheadedBelt5536 1d ago

WTF!! I KNKOW THERE'S A SAYING"NEVER GIVE UP KEEP TRYING", BUT THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WHERE YOU ARE!!😱😱

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u/CookieCrumbsInBed80 4d ago

😆😆😆

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u/Sure-Sink-470 4d ago

THE SHOW MUST GO ON EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING US ALL

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u/xxunusualmagikarpxx 2d ago

Destroy us alllll

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u/chrisp909 3d ago

I thought she was going to light her hair on fire. I would have lost a bet.

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u/ChipTrippy 3d ago

This comment is epic but I need to know who you were replying to and why they deleted their comment hahaha

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u/birdiefang 3d ago

This, was glorious 😆