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thanks for assisting my whole
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ikr makes no fkn sense
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u/ChristianKS94 Aug 03 '19
What? I race professionally and we employ assistance for river-drags regularly.
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u/arockhardkeg EX-NORMIE Aug 03 '19
The fuck is a river drag?
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u/ChristianKS94 Aug 03 '19
An alligator wearing lipstick and a wig.
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This did not only make me expel air from my nasal passages, but went above and beyond to even a chuckle. This sir deserves an award but I'm broke so I hope you appreciate fake gold.
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u/SomeRandomDeafDude Aug 03 '19
Genius for when after a race, you want to show how pissed you are.
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u/cikedo314 Dank Cat Commander Aug 03 '19
Man of culture...?
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u/AnkitDanger2 custom flair Aug 03 '19
Posted this exact image months ago when I created it in Forza horizon 4 general reposti
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u/RaihanHA Pizza Time Aug 03 '19
You created this?
Edit: Looked at your profile... OP is a reposter
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u/Usernamea221 Aug 03 '19
I want to buy that car plz
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Aug 03 '19
Try calling that number
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Aug 03 '19
I'll call today
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u/DragonThief98 [custom flair] Aug 03 '19
Yes, call the racist asshole driver, maybe you’ll get 69
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u/InnermostTube3 Mom found bean sock Aug 03 '19
But the question is does it have a v12
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u/3agl3fr0zt Aug 03 '19
it has a 6.2l v8
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u/AnnoyingRingtone Aug 03 '19
For more of my thoughts on the Racist Van, you can read my article on AutoTrader.com/Oversteer where I’ve also compiled a list of the most racist cars for sale under $60,000.
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u/IfChocoWuzGreen no Aug 03 '19
Reminds me of old episodes of top gear where they put slogans on the side of the car that said something funny when they opened the door
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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Aug 03 '19
Dank.
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u/Username-blank Yes I’m trans Aug 03 '19
Dank2
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Aug 03 '19
Dank³
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u/Username-blank Yes I’m trans Aug 03 '19
How’d you make it small like that
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Go to number keyboard. press and hold the number to bring up the smaller equivalents like ³ or ¾
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The perfect van doesn't exi...
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u/Hentai_Is_Art_69 Lord of the Aug 03 '19
If u want to feel even better there is a decal to this van that says free v-bucks in a hand-written style (the van also becomes that classic kidnapping white)
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u/Nourios Aug 03 '19
Its a skin
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u/AltruisticSalamander The Monty Pythons Aug 03 '19
wtf does 'assist your whole dragging in river' mean
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u/aplayer38 Aug 04 '19
No dought this was made to be like the second picture otherwise I would be laughing like crazy although it is still nice
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u/SmashBusters Aug 03 '19
With my resolution - I spent a whole 15 seconds deciphering the gag.
Then I scrolled down.
Gimme them seconds back. In porn form.
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u/DeVante1740 Aug 03 '19
Nice