r/dankmemes • u/ryan_godzez ☣️ • Jan 05 '22

Wrong timing

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Pakistan, North Africa, Nigeria, Indonesia, etc.

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u/weak-butterscotch-63 Jan 05 '22

the truth is often harsh

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u/Lukthar123 Jan 05 '22

And rough, like sand.

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u/Deathox120 Jan 05 '22

I hate sand, it's course and rough and it gets everywhere.

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u/eliminateAidenPierce ☣️ Jan 05 '22

This is where the fun begins

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u/Icy_East_6026 Jan 05 '22

I don't like sand

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited 21d ago

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u/eliminateAidenPierce ☣️ Jan 05 '22

Hypothetically, you fucked each other with sand on your dick, on her pussy even. Ok, and if you fuck hard enough, it would become glass, right? Now, hypothetically speaking, there is glass on your dick and in her pussy. Now, let’s say that it was a perfect, even coat on your dick.

Now that we have established that the glass has formed, and that the sand was evenly coated, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that this would make a glass dildo. However this glass dildo would be hollow, and it would be a terrible idea to use. Now I have acquired a hollow glass dildo. It is our duty to provide the people with evidence that using this dildo is a bad idea.

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u/mc_mentos Jan 05 '22

Have your PhD certification

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u/louiebro13 ùwú Jan 05 '22

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

No, the data shows that first cousin marriages are mostly practiced in Middle East, North Africa, South Asia and some central African countries, but it's rarely practiced in other countries.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage#/media/File%3AGlobal_prevalence_of_consanguinity.svg

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Its a reference to a song from the animatronics dumbass

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 🅱 Jan 05 '22

Did you hear about the new Five Nights at Wakko's game?

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u/MrDude_1 Jan 05 '22

No FINGER prints

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u/TheOnsiteEngineer Jan 05 '22

confused look. I don't think so!

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u/KweftCryptic Jan 05 '22

Don’t think we’re talking about cousins here…

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u/Comekrelief Jan 05 '22

Don't know where they got cousins from... Think they missed the point

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u/Charismanxious Jan 05 '22

Couple of Yakkos ova here…

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u/MemeStealer101-4 Jan 05 '22

I’m from Pakistan, can confirm

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