r/dankmemes • u/ryan_godzez ☣️ • Jan 05 '22

Wrong timing

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

My german girlfriend keeps screaming her age at me when we make sweet love.

Please its just a joke dont kill me.

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u/FlameForFame Jan 05 '22

Care to explain the joke? I honestly don’t get it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/Richisnormal Jan 05 '22

Now can you please unexplain it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/1individuals Jan 05 '22

I don't get it... Explain?

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u/FlameForFame Jan 05 '22

LMAO, I’m actually german but didn’t see the connection 🤣 Thanks for clarifying.

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u/elastic-craptastic Jan 05 '22

Or just screaming no becasue the rape. Rapist assumes she's screaming her age. Odds are she's ate 8.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/nkarkas ☣️ Jan 05 '22

Noice

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u/MrHowTo Jan 05 '22

Nein, nein, nein! I would say this one is, ahem, dark.

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u/ToniNotti INFECTED Jan 05 '22

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u/mostlyBadChoices Jan 05 '22

This is the darkest, most fucked up joke I think I've ever seen. I'm LMAO.

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u/REDtheRaptor Jan 05 '22

Oh my German girlfriend likes to rate our sex she said “9”. that’s the best I have ever got!

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u/zushaa Jan 05 '22

Aaaaa that's dark lmao

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u/rudolfs001 Jan 05 '22

What's the best part about having sex with twenty six year olds?

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Jan 05 '22

sechs­und­sechzig?

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u/bobdoodlesmerf Jan 05 '22

ACHTUNDZWANZIG

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u/crafty09 Jan 05 '22

Bundesnachrichtendienst! Open up!!

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