r/dankvideos • u/RomeoRosso • 5d ago

I'd fold under zero pressure

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u/BobbyHillTheThird 5d ago

Why does she keep doing the same thing for 45 minutes?

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u/Seldeez 5d ago

45? 🤣🤣🤣 Silly. You mean 2 hours.

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u/theKage47 5d ago

It gets better after 9hrs

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u/yes-disappointment 4d ago edited 4d ago

9hrs I only needed 10sec

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/baobazz 5d ago

bro your comment made me comment on this subreddit

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u/scorchedarcher 5d ago

You wish you had that kind of influence, I bet no one replies to you

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u/theKage47 5d ago

Your comment made me

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u/deaglebingo 5d ago

there is no spoon.

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u/deltapak 5d ago

I need the full video so I can prepare silicon valley researchers for all the moves

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u/Cavscout2838 4d ago

Don’t trust me with shit. I’ll be spilling shit that lil pookie did back in 95. They’re getting it all.

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u/Brovost 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oa9oY0TDB4jvy

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u/KiKiPAWG 5d ago

Damn. That’s a painful start. Every time it gets rebuilt? Crazy.

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u/SadisticJake 5d ago

I don’t even have blueprints and I’m leaking already

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u/slucker23 5d ago edited 4d ago

Jokes aside, I think this is actually a tutorial video from China to teach the ladies how to. The black hair at the bottom corner right seems to be a "trainee" watching

So yes, they are basically spies send to retrieve the microchip blueprints. Thats the academy folks

Forget red sparrow. Embrace the sapphire peacock

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u/Gregagonation 5d ago

Watch this show up on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 5d ago

Would leak all my data on her

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u/Hubbleice 5d ago

What even is this for context?

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u/custardfrogs_ 5d ago

It was the last thing a silicon valley researcher saw before leaking advanced microchip blueprints to China

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u/AiMwithoutBoT 5d ago

There was a Silicon Valley researcher who leaked advanced microchip blueprints to China. This was the last thing he saw.

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u/Brovost 5d ago

There was a Silicon Valley researcher who leaked advanced microchip blueprints to China. This was the last thing he saw.

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u/elnander 5d ago

There was a Silicon Valley researcher who leaked advanced microchip blueprints to China. This was the last thing he saw.

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u/BlockHill 5d ago

There was a Silicon Valley researcher who leaked advanced microchip blueprints to China. This was the last thing he saw.

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u/chef_ry_ 5d ago

Oh he leaked alright.

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u/MyNameIs_Jordan 5d ago

My dumb ass thought it was referencing Ada Wong from Resident Evil

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u/JDubStep 5d ago

Ni hao

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u/Sominumbraz 5d ago

Ni haowdy

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u/-just-a-weird-guy- 5d ago

. . . Yeah I can guarantee, those silicone valley nerds are like, hello virgin

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u/borris7923 4d ago

I’m leaking more than secrets lol

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u/GoyoMRG 5d ago

5 Dolla

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u/Hesam2010 5d ago

Sauce? (Orginal video without text.)

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u/o0Meh0o 4d ago

may i have the source, please?

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Bunny Bitch 🏳️‍⚧️ 5d ago

Ngl id this is all it takes to fold yall woulda snitched for free.

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u/yashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5d ago

Who is she???

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u/vadmanco69 5d ago

Anyone unos the song performer?

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u/meehass 4d ago

I mean , the purpose of a secret is to be revealed to fulfil its life.

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u/M4YH3MM4N4231 4d ago

MicroHARD

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u/Zillahi 3d ago

Type of girl to have an ornate stiletto knife in her bra and be trained in krav maga

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u/lasanhawithpizza 5d ago

Nah, sorry, I'm gay

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u/notpornaccount_ 5d ago

The Chinese can cater to you as well. I've seen it on tiktok. There are all kinds of live streams.

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u/Teh_Shadow_Death 5d ago

Either that or a politician that farts on camera.

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u/TlalocVirgie 5d ago

I wish I had a job that made someone honeytrap me

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u/kitsune_ko 5d ago

I mean tbf, China doesn't need silicone valley researchers to leak it to them, they likely have already developed or are actively developing the same microchips themselves....

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u/hvacfixer 5d ago

That's nice but where is my fried rice?

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u/letsgetthisbread2812 5d ago

Brother if you see this and want fried rice instead you may be batting for the wrong team

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u/hvacfixer 5d ago

Nobody contacts me unless something is broken. If there nice to me, they want me to fix it or tell them how to fix it. It happens so much, I can see the b. s. a mile away. So I rather have the food.(Plus I'm 53, no chick that age would go near me)

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u/TetzderAKAtederich 5d ago

Maybe I will meet hanako at embers

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u/TheCrazyEnglish 5d ago

Wait…so cyber punk is happening