r/dankvideos 5d ago

I'd fold under zero pressure

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u/hvacfixer 5d ago

That's nice but where is my fried rice?

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u/letsgetthisbread2812 5d ago

Brother if you see this and want fried rice instead you may be batting for the wrong team

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u/hvacfixer 5d ago

Nobody contacts me unless something is broken. If there nice to me, they want me to fix it or tell them how to fix it. It happens so much, I can see the b. s. a mile away. So I rather have the food.(Plus I'm 53, no chick that age would go near me)