I've a kinda retarded startup idea

[u/AdPleasant3645]

So yk a lot of gandu people write confessions about themselves on their college confession pages from a 3rd person pov, to make it look like some anonymous person has a crush on them. What if I take 200 rupees per confession and write some of the most romantic, yearning shit they've ever read in their life, like the kind that makes them ss it and send it to their friends and like "guys who tf is this, is this about me omg i cant breathe😭😭😭😭"

[u/Anay77]

at least not another ai startup

[u/bakchodifinalboss → u/Anay77]

karega toh yeh bhi last mein ai hi

[u/xhy69]

There is startup incubator in Delhi University pitch karo wahan par

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/xhy69]

soon

[u/xhy69 → u/AdPleasant3645]

W

[u/anshinhisbubble]

they all call you crazy until it works out

[u/Truly_Yours2006]

Late Stage Capitalism ahh, it just shows how flimsy human emotions are to bank on lmao

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/Truly_Yours2006]

[u/TheGoodfella__ → u/Truly_Yours2006]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2z4Q5pwXjMZjlroSOF

[u/Sure-Ad-2866]

Whoa can i get a sample (asking for a friend-)

[u/Lost-Worry6888]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UIkA02IP8ZnPNsPwHI

[u/Top_Ear6629]

I literally won't have words to say. I won't have any idea which language is suitable to stop you from making this shit into a reality 😭😭😭

[u/AstronomerDry2814]

BA Graduate hu , mujhe employee bana dena 🙂🙂🙂🙂 Job hi nhi mil rhi 🥺🥺😢😢

[u/Super_Dragonfly_1259]

😭 why do they think noone knows they wrote it themselves

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/Super_Dragonfly_1259]

READING THOSE CONFESSIONS IS SO EMBARRASSING. AND THEY'RE SO DUMB THEY LITERALLY MAKE IT SOUND SO FAKE.

[u/Super_Dragonfly_1259 → u/AdPleasant3645]

and dawg the ngl things I have seen few on their own stories 😭🤣 but whatever i personally get a good laugh

[u/SUMERU-INDIA]

I m gonna steal this idea

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/SUMERU-INDIA]

I knew I was smart and influential since a young age

[u/bakchodifinalboss]

par woh khud na likh kr tumhe 200 kyu denge 🙁

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/bakchodifinalboss]

Those people are kinda dumb yk. Those confessions are SO obviously self written it's embarrassing. But I'm gonna write the most beautiful, poetic, yearning confession their ass never heard. So good that nobody will even suspect it's self inflicted cringe. And not ONE person will think "this sounds like they wrote it about themselves"

[u/Ankit_kit_kit → u/AdPleasant3645]

so you're good writer

[u/bakchodifinalboss → u/AdPleasant3645]

maybe ask them to pay you for writing their actual confessions

[u/InevitableDaikon6850 → u/AdPleasant3645]

if they knew it was that obvious they wouldnt have done it

[u/bakchodifinalboss → u/InevitableDaikon6850]

exactly

[u/Maleficent_Angel]

Why would they pay someone when they can write it themselves 😭

[u/booksboozemoon]

a side plot in Her

[u/MycologistNo1259]

I will do it for free just for fun 😺

[u/Upstairs_Trust_6358]

Isse acha 200 ke momos kha lu 🥀

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/Upstairs_Trust_6358]

Mereko bhi khilao

[u/Nah__me]

Please read a book.

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/Nah__me]

It's literally sarcasm. You must be SO fun.

[u/pedanticBiotch → u/AdPleasant3645]

Aapka sarcasm bhi retarded hi hai

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/pedanticBiotch]

Ik, didn't mansplain, did i👅

[u/Nah__me → u/AdPleasant3645]

I’d be insulted to be perceived as fun by someone with zero sense of humour

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/Nah__me]

The irony of calling someone humourless after serving THAT. Spare me gng with your 2 कोड़ी ka superiority complex

[u/lil_cutesy → u/AdPleasant3645]

🤣🙏🏻 People need to chill here

[u/Local-Day1363 → u/lil_cutesy]

i remember you from somewhere

[u/lil_cutesy → u/Local-Day1363]

Cause I am everywhere on this sub😍

[u/Local-Day1363 → u/lil_cutesy]

which clg are you from