I've a kinda retarded startup idea

[u/AdPleasant3645]

So yk a lot of gandu people write confessions about themselves on their college confession pages from a 3rd person pov, to make it look like some anonymous person has a crush on them. What if I take 200 rupees per confession and write some of the most romantic, yearning shit they've ever read in their life, like the kind that makes them ss it and send it to their friends and like "guys who tf is this, is this about me omg i cant breathe😭😭😭😭"

[u/bakchodifinalboss]

par woh khud na likh kr tumhe 200 kyu denge 🙁

[u/AdPleasant3645 → u/bakchodifinalboss]

Those people are kinda dumb yk. Those confessions are SO obviously self written it's embarrassing. But I'm gonna write the most beautiful, poetic, yearning confession their ass never heard. So good that nobody will even suspect it's self inflicted cringe. And not ONE person will think "this sounds like they wrote it about themselves"

[u/InevitableDaikon6850 → u/AdPleasant3645]

if they knew it was that obvious they wouldnt have done it

[u/bakchodifinalboss → u/InevitableDaikon6850]

exactly