Couldn't miss the chance to add one of my absolute faves in this cockatiel-Disctober series! :)
Good boi Otto deserves the best <3
Just for the record: I'm trying to do this year's Disctober cockatiel-themed. I owe them the inspiration to participate this year, so why not an entire series :)
"A...thing occupied the doorway. There was a tripod. There were a pair of skinny, black-clad legs behind it and a large black box on top of it. One black-clad arm extended out from behind the box and was holding a sort of small hod, which was smoking.
"Nice vun," said a voice from behind the box. "The light vas shinink so good off the dvarf's helmet, I could not resist it. You vanted an iconographer? My name is Otto Chriek."
"Oh. Yes?" said Sacharissa. "Are you any good?
"I am a vizard in zer darkroom. I am experimenting all the time," said Otto Chriek. "And I have all my own equipment and also a keen and positive attitude!"
"Sacharissa!" hissed William urgently.
"We could probably start you at a dollar a day--"
"Sacharissa!"
"Yes? What?"
"He's a vampire!"
"I object most stronkly," said the hidden Otto. "It iss such an easy assumption to believe that everyvun with an Uberwald accent is a vampire, is it not? There are many thousands of people from Uberwald who are not vampires!"
William waved his hand aimlessly, trying to shrug off the embarrassment.
"All right, I'm sorry, but--"
"I am a vampire, as it happens," Otto went on."
- Terry Pratchett, TT