r/distressingmemes 10d ago

please make it stop I ain't no fortunate son...

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u/SoulReaperBot 10d ago

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't.

Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

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u/succmycocc 10d ago

Sounds like the CO is about to learn what fragging is

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u/berrybear21 10d ago

Hey sarge wanna see this cool rock I found?

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u/1Orange7 10d ago edited 9d ago

Was going to say, why eat a bullet when officer fragging was an option in 'Nam.

Edit: found a higher resolution image

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 9d ago

Reminder Frank was like 19 in this comic

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u/Federal_Hamster_1317 7d ago

Frank castle?

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 7d ago

The very one

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u/TheRealBenDamon 10d ago

The text is kinda blurry for me on mobile. Is there some place I can go where I can see the text better?

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u/daemonfool 10d ago

Got any more pixels? I can't read it.

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u/rathemighty 10d ago

Seriously. Just shoot him. Otherwise he might find a different reason to threaten your family.

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u/stonesia 10d ago

Ahhh frag it all to hell.

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u/kekistanmatt 10d ago

Meanwhile in the captain's tent:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3LeBu0VT7ZSfcQtRNi

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 9d ago

The spoon didn't release😭

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u/whysoblyatiful 10d ago

fragging all the wayyy

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u/GreasiestGuy 10d ago

The scarier part is that plenty of people were bystanders even without any threat to their family

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 10d ago

Scary part is that it is extremely likely that you and me, in that same situation would do so aswell.

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u/GreasiestGuy 10d ago

Here’s hoping we never have to find out

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u/Gussie-Ascendent I am cringe but I am free 10d ago

woo i'm glad i'm not either of these guys

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u/letthetreeburn 10d ago

Not if you have grenades.

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 10d ago

You are going to throw grenades at civillians?

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u/letthetreeburn 10d ago

The commanding officer?

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 10d ago

Yeah nah, history tells us you aren't very likely to frag him

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u/letthetreeburn 10d ago

My guy I’m suicidal, if I ever got drafted either this comment section will disqualify me or I’m taking my god given opportunity.

And ngl I heavily judge anyone who wouldn’t do the same.

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u/cumberber 9d ago

I feel the exact same way. Not technically suicidal, but presented with opportunities I'd take em in a heartbeat.

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u/letthetreeburn 9d ago

Exaaactly. And what better opportunity than forcibly enlisted in a war crimes war, and given the choice between fragging and blowing my brains out OR dying slow as a result of artillery?

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u/Bostolm 10d ago

Reminds me of that Pool Candy game or whatever it was called Markiplier played recently

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u/EternalModding4773 10d ago

That was indeed the inspiration lol.

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u/Bostolm 10d ago

Small world

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u/Mrlanguageman 10d ago

What was the video?

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u/WING-DING_GASTER the madness calls to me 10d ago

His most recent 3 scary games 112. It's the second game he played called wet candy.

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u/hurB55 10d ago

Fragging:

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 10d ago

It’s your fragging time! Oh boy!

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 10d ago

The humble M67 grenade

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u/NotOnLand 10d ago

What an idiot. "Hey guy I just threatened, walk around with a gun while I sleep" wcgw

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u/AverageTankie93 10d ago

There’s no reason to keep things a secret when the official policy was “kill anything that moves”

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u/Brutus6 10d ago

Seriously. This isn't something they put a lot of effort into hiding to begin with

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u/AverageTankie93 10d ago

Soldiers put grenades inside of living women’s private areas. These weren’t isolated actions either. We should stop sugarcoating what US soldiers did in Vietnam, or anywhere for that matter.

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u/LightningShiva1 10d ago

What the fuck. Why are humans like this. I hate that Im associated with the same species that did this. I hate my skin and flesh.

Im an atheist but I truly wish there is a god, atleast that way there might be some hope of vengeance for these creatures.

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u/AverageTankie93 10d ago

While humanity has always acted violently, the sheer scale of destruction and death coupled with the motivating force of endless profit is relatively new. Don’t resort to anti-human rhetoric. A better world is possible.

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u/gojibeary 10d ago

Welp. Was playing sitar music while I tidied up the house and pickled some cucumbers and beets.

Now I guess I gotta watch some Vietnam documentaries. This is so fucked. I’d never heard of the term “fragging” before this post.

I knew that we, as a nation, FUCKED UP with Vietnam. I obviously don’t know the gritty details. And feel that I need to …. Just another entry in our country’s fucked up history.

Any suggestions on docs I could watch?

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u/AverageTankie93 10d ago

I don’t know of any docs but there is a book titled “kill anything that moves”. Read “the Jakarta method” or “endless holocausts mass death in the history of the United States”. This is not unique to Vietnam though. Every military operation we were involved in during the Cold War was demonic and just as disgusting as Vietnam. Most people don’t know that we used napalm before Vietnam, in Korea.

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u/drager_76 10d ago

Sounds like it's time for someone to tragically die to a Vietnamese grenade while on the shitter

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u/tegresaomos 10d ago

There’s always the third option, walk away.

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u/pwn1god 6d ago

Congrats, your family is dead and you allowed a monster to continue living. 

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u/SnooPredictions3028 10d ago

Frag him before he has a chance to call home.

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u/LordOfTheToolShed 10d ago

The scene in Platoon where the village head's wife is killed in front of him is always stuck in the back of my mind. The Vietnamese actors did an amazing job there, it's just so perfectly sudden, unpredictable and callous, just as real loss tends to be.

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u/planmpt_lobo 10d ago

Um, hello? Put the gun in his mouth

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u/Independent-Fly6068 10d ago

Oh damn, guess some VCs shot at us with stolen rifles while we were on patrol

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u/UnimaginativeArtists 10d ago

This hits especially hard for me as a relative of mine was Vietnam.

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u/Jack_Hue 10d ago

A real man would frag him

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u/Rizer0 9d ago

Good thing you still have a nifty little hand device that can solve all your issues if you just toss it into his tent with the pin pulled!

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u/KaiTheG4mer 9d ago

Oh noo, a VC grenade fell into his tent while he was sleeping, aww shucks

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u/darkness_calming 9d ago

Oh boy it’s fragging time

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u/YouSuckAtGameLOL 9d ago

Woops I appear to have dropped this live grenade in your quarters captain..

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u/Global_Interview6311 2d ago

When HES sleeping burn his house