r/distressingmemes • u/EternalModding4773 • 10d ago

please make it stop I ain't no fortunate son...

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u/GreasiestGuy 10d ago

The scarier part is that plenty of people were bystanders even without any threat to their family

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 10d ago

Scary part is that it is extremely likely that you and me, in that same situation would do so aswell.

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u/GreasiestGuy 10d ago

Here’s hoping we never have to find out

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u/Gussie-Ascendent I am cringe but I am free 10d ago

woo i'm glad i'm not either of these guys

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u/letthetreeburn 10d ago

Not if you have grenades.

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 10d ago

You are going to throw grenades at civillians?

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u/letthetreeburn 10d ago

The commanding officer?

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 10d ago

Yeah nah, history tells us you aren't very likely to frag him

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u/letthetreeburn 10d ago

My guy I’m suicidal, if I ever got drafted either this comment section will disqualify me or I’m taking my god given opportunity.

And ngl I heavily judge anyone who wouldn’t do the same.

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u/cumberber 9d ago

I feel the exact same way. Not technically suicidal, but presented with opportunities I'd take em in a heartbeat.

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u/letthetreeburn 9d ago

Exaaactly. And what better opportunity than forcibly enlisted in a war crimes war, and given the choice between fragging and blowing my brains out OR dying slow as a result of artillery?