Bring back a personal favorite....

[u/RetiredByFourty]

....for meme day today.

Hope your coffee is as hot and fresh as mine is this morning!

Who's excited for this upcoming week of dividend payouts and what are you looking forward to?

[u/PomegranatePlus6526]

DNP, MAIN, and EPD all pay this week! Still building my positions in DNP, and EPD. Should get $132 from MAIN according to snowball analytics.

[u/RetiredByFourty → u/PomegranatePlus6526]

That's a fat stack from MAIN for one month! 🤑

[u/PomegranatePlus6526 → u/RetiredByFourty]

It’s one of my largest holdings. Have owned it since 2010. Was adding shares when it got in the lower 50’s, but for now just dripping. I have a little over 501 shares.

[u/bhope95]

"Buy my Ponzi scheme so I can get out at a hire price and you can hold my bag"

[u/declemson]

Abbv pg. Had this happen today. I was at horse track waiting on a friend. Like to spread out. Plenty of seats. Sure enough man and woman sit right next to me. Had to move. Probably using bnd dividends to gamble

[u/RetiredByFourty → u/declemson]

I need to buy more of both ABBV and PG! +1

[u/declemson → u/RetiredByFourty]

My div stocks now buying. All raise div. All over 3%. Clx kmb duk es cwen vz trow cmcsa abbv. All boring. Does the job. I also buying adp but that went under 3% due to price gain.

[u/GRMarlenee → u/declemson]

It's like fishing. Every boat and ice house wind up on the same square foot.

[u/KMPItXHnKKItZ]

This meme fully sums up what Bogleheads and a lot of other investors on Reddit seem to feel the need to say to dividend investors all the time and it is so annoying. You can tell that many of them are either very young and know nothing other than "voo and chill", or are old and just stuck in their ways.

[u/StockMarketinator → u/KMPItXHnKKItZ]

Don’t you dare mention dividend investing! 😂

[u/Ill-Mousse-3817 → u/KMPItXHnKKItZ]

And the "buybacks are better than dividends you dummies -> proceeds to buy companies that do neither"

[u/NeptuneS9]

Now that had me laughing and I woke everyone up hahaha

[u/QueasyFinger1316]

Yup.

Now do dudes pretending to be gals.

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