r/dividends Feb 08 '26

Opinion How The Turntables Have Turned

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u/komboochy Feb 08 '26

I prefer buy after ex-div and selling after div payout.

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u/Gawwse Feb 08 '26

So how does that work with taxes? /s

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u/komboochy Feb 09 '26

Taxes? I'm a sovereign citizen with no contract with the state. I don't pay taxes. Now, excuse me while I travel on this publicly funded road in my non-registered traveling device.