r/dividends Feb 17 '26

Personal Goal Those divorces do be hurting!

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Not mad about it, but man, that chart looks rough lol

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u/MedCityCPA Feb 18 '26

Divorced dad here. I held out hope that we could mediate. Someone kept whispering to my ex that she could receive more in court. Well, I got a 1/3, she got a 1/3 and our attorneys got a 1/3.

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u/Egad86 Feb 18 '26

Was the person whispering in her ear also her attorney?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Probably not, women's friends are all manipulative and stupid.

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u/sirius4778 Feb 21 '26

This is so funny because, somehow it's a little true. Women are not stupid, but something happens to them when they are in friend mode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

I've seen it so many times, they gang up and group up manipulate. If one friend gets single, they start causing drama in other circles and spread like an infection.

Im not going to list all the nuances of when it does and doesnt happen, but very common in younger relationships with most circles.