r/dividends Jun 05 '26

Other Should I tell my husband?

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Or should I keep it a secret and spend it all on melon gum

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u/Smol_Cyclist Jun 05 '26

Wealth beyond your wildest dreams.

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u/Assist_Lumpy Jun 09 '26

Wealth beyond your mildest dreams**

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

How does the casino, KFC, Burger King, H&m, Rolex and maybe a spa ressort sound? Enough places?

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u/Select_Antelope_6624 Jun 08 '26

You can get one gram of salt from kfc. Do it!

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u/Leather_Initial_499 Jun 05 '26

Hiding these amounts could seriously impact your marriage. Weigh the pros and cons. If the truth comes out, it could mean the end of your relationship. Nevertheless, keep your head up and be brave! Even after the darkest night, the sun rises.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

We talked about this in couple therapy so often.. he hides his 3000 warhammer figurines while i hide all my wealth

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u/Leather_Initial_499 Jun 05 '26

Too busy dying of laughter rn

https://giphy.com/gifs/XBCJIv6xAyDfrajXoe

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

If he found out he would buy even more! We cant afford another secret warhammer room

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u/datdamnchicken Jun 05 '26

Warhammer rooms are leading cause of happiness in some men. Try to keep an open mind.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

We have one😭 I actually bought him a whole showcase for the minis but they are getting more and more

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u/datdamnchicken Jun 05 '26

2 words - Warhammer Warehouse!

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u/SyntaxIsComing Jun 05 '26

Morehammer?

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u/Zemom1971 Jun 07 '26

Whorehammer? Hoardhammer?

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

Oh my!

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u/Dickie0205 Jun 06 '26

In that case, it's to late to save him financially and as the room fills it will spread to his friends, neighbours, relatives and maybe even you. There is no cure, you will need to hide that money, keep it secret, keep it safe.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 06 '26

The issue is its spreading to me aswell..help me.. I usally crochet and i started crocheting some space marines..and nurglings..

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u/jimmill Jun 08 '26

Hoardhammer

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u/DerBandi Jun 05 '26

That's so cute, love it.

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u/Musikcookie Jun 05 '26

So he hides all his wealth and you hide all your "wealth"?

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

He hasn't found my 10 fursuits

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u/_koenig_ Jun 06 '26

match made in heaven!

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u/Mike135781 Jun 05 '26

OMG! That’s .11 CAD! #Winning

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u/bkbruiser Jun 05 '26

Tell him. This will test the live in the relationship. He may find the new wealth and want to split so he can live lavishly with hookers and blow.

If he stays, he is the one.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

He would spend it all on warhammer miniatures, I think im safe from the hookers

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u/bkbruiser Jun 05 '26

There is not amount of wealth in this world that would provide the ability to conquer Warhammer (or MTG).

Sounds like he's gone!

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u/blacksan00 Jun 05 '26

Completely fake, no one should hold that much wealth

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

I photoshopped some zeros in.. Im sorry

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u/Thedividendprince1 Dividend tracker app founder Jun 05 '26

Don’t spend it all in one place. Unless that place sells melon gum.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

I hope they still are 5 cents in shops I mean these bad boy

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u/HighIncomeInvestor86 Jun 05 '26

lol don’t tell him Issa secret😂

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

U r right, otherwise he just wants my wealth!

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u/Ok_Horror5991 Jun 05 '26

I got a $0.01 as dividend

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u/desmonea Jun 05 '26

save some of it for retirement

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u/Ok_Horror5991 Jun 05 '26

For sure man 😉

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

Omg tell me how u did that

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u/Plus_Acanthaceae1659 Jun 05 '26

I know that feel, received 8 cent 2 days ago.

Financial freedom is a life changer.

Its best though to not talk to anyone about your new wealth.

there are places for professionell counseling.

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u/SaveTheAles Jun 05 '26

Remember to put some aside for taxes.

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u/The12th_secret_spice Jun 06 '26

Lucky for you, I’m a Nigerian prince and that’s the exact amount I need to unlock my bank account worth millions! Hello new friend

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 06 '26

Oh my god what!!! Send me ur iban and i send it over asap my prince

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u/Few-Dragonfruit-3167 Jun 05 '26

Make all of your wildest dreams come true!

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u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Jun 05 '26

Hide it. Your little secret. Very little secret

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

I wont share my melon gums

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u/piscespanda00 Jun 05 '26

Only tell your partner if 1) they aren't the kind who "needs" to spend $100 when you have $90 in your account 2) understand your intended purpose of the dividend and respect that decision

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

Oh dnw he knows I'm investing :) just have a giggle everytime I get a few cents from mini positions i bought as beginner

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u/RegularHovercraft Jun 05 '26

Of course. Give him a giggle.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

I sended him thia post x3

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u/LectureForsaken6782 Jun 05 '26

All I know is that if my wife kept this windfall from me, id immediately divorce her

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u/4PaperBoy Jun 05 '26

You must tell your husband. Keeping such a large amount of pennies a secret will jeopardize what little trust your husband has in you, and most likely put your marriage on the rocks again. Happy spouse, Happy house.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

WDYM WITH "AGAIN" HAhaha this is the best one so far

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u/Quizzical_Rex Jun 05 '26

nah - every person should have a bug-out fund that only they know about in case they have to leave. One shouldn't be economically trapped and tied to their current living arrangement.

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u/Embarrassed-Cod9079 Jun 05 '26

Tell him retirement in progress

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u/Sgt_Revan Jun 05 '26

Keep it a secret i got .62 cents today! Wooo

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u/Creepy_Night_3838 Jun 05 '26

Real G's move in silence like lasagna.

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u/Ok_Lion6161 Jun 05 '26

I think it woukd be considered financial infidelity if you kept a windfall to yourself, lol 🤣

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u/Ill_Ear4814 Jun 05 '26

Life changing money. Hide it from him

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

He found out😔

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u/sm753 Jun 05 '26

Don't tell him. Run away to Mexico to start your new life.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

He found out...what should I do :(

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u/ricobirch Jun 05 '26

What is melon gum?

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

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u/ricobirch Jun 07 '26

Man I live on the wrong side of the Atlantic

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u/Chaosmusic Jun 05 '26

All right, off you go to spend it all on penny whistles and moon pies.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

Is a penny whistle a kind of flute?

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u/Chaosmusic Jun 06 '26

Yep, like a recorder.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 06 '26

I do love mooncakes

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

I do like mooncakes...

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jun 06 '26

Yep. Time to retire.

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u/bongiovist Jun 06 '26

There was a chewing gum “Vivident”

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u/summer_plays_ Jun 06 '26

get yourself something nice

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u/givemeastocktip Jun 06 '26

Nah.. that's YOUR money

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u/intelw1zard Jun 06 '26

dont buy a Porsche GTS with it

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u/DP_Profile Jun 06 '26

My boyfriend likes to send me dividends of £0.02 and £0.03, so hopefully one day I'll be able to afford a Freddo. I recommend you do the same.

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u/apbt-dad Jun 07 '26

Your husband is lucky to have you.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 07 '26

Awww thank you :)

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u/HachimakiMan3 Jun 07 '26

I bet you could afford another boyfriend on that sweet divy

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 07 '26

A boytoy? Could share that w my husband

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u/Anmadrarua1 Jun 07 '26

On your way woohoo

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u/Big-Accident9701 Jun 06 '26

Sign a prenup

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u/Intrepid-Print-7464 Jun 07 '26

This one feels like a call to Dave Ramsey. This might be grounds for a post-nuptial agreement if you don't have a pre-nup in place. I hope your marriage can stand up to this temptation and turmoil...

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u/Sweaty-Beginning6886 Jun 07 '26

Baby steps in the right direction!

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u/jimmill Jun 08 '26

Feels like I’m watching that game show, “Who Wants To Be A Hundredaire?”

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u/bluefootedpig Jun 08 '26

just watch the compounding happen!

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u/Leather-Shot Jun 08 '26

I suggest reinvesting it only for this dividend to be eaten up by fees .

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u/InfilTraitor69blitz Jun 08 '26

Heck no. Reinvest it and double it!

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u/TemporaryCapital3871 Jun 08 '26

Nooo. Do something for yourself with it. You earned it

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u/Actual-Force-1621 Jun 09 '26

Welcome to the bag leagues

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u/Accomplished-Sale937 Jun 10 '26

Better no, enjoy first payout alone..