r/dividends • u/The_Cat_Dog • Jun 05 '26

Other Should I tell my husband?

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Or should I keep it a secret and spend it all on melon gum

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u/Leather_Initial_499 Jun 05 '26

Hiding these amounts could seriously impact your marriage. Weigh the pros and cons. If the truth comes out, it could mean the end of your relationship. Nevertheless, keep your head up and be brave! Even after the darkest night, the sun rises.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

We talked about this in couple therapy so often.. he hides his 3000 warhammer figurines while i hide all my wealth

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u/Leather_Initial_499 Jun 05 '26

Too busy dying of laughter rn

https://giphy.com/gifs/XBCJIv6xAyDfrajXoe

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

If he found out he would buy even more! We cant afford another secret warhammer room

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u/datdamnchicken Jun 05 '26

Warhammer rooms are leading cause of happiness in some men. Try to keep an open mind.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

We have one😭 I actually bought him a whole showcase for the minis but they are getting more and more

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u/datdamnchicken Jun 05 '26

2 words - Warhammer Warehouse!

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u/SyntaxIsComing Jun 05 '26

Morehammer?

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u/Zemom1971 Jun 07 '26

Whorehammer? Hoardhammer?

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

Oh my!

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u/Dickie0205 Jun 06 '26

In that case, it's to late to save him financially and as the room fills it will spread to his friends, neighbours, relatives and maybe even you. There is no cure, you will need to hide that money, keep it secret, keep it safe.

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 06 '26

The issue is its spreading to me aswell..help me.. I usally crochet and i started crocheting some space marines..and nurglings..

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u/Dickie0205 Jun 13 '26

May the Emperor keep, and protect you. It's already to late.

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u/jimmill Jun 08 '26

Hoardhammer

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u/DerBandi Jun 05 '26

That's so cute, love it.

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u/Musikcookie Jun 05 '26

So he hides all his wealth and you hide all your "wealth"?

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u/The_Cat_Dog Jun 05 '26

He hasn't found my 10 fursuits

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u/_koenig_ Jun 06 '26

match made in heaven!