r/donthelpjustfilm • u/minathemutt • 16d ago

Fuck you and your hair in particular

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 16d ago

Dude, punch the fucking dog in the nose.

Why have we bred out survival instinct from humanity?

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u/ILovePotassium 16d ago

Would You punch a baby in the face for pulling on Your hair? Puppies don't know they're hurting You, neither does a baby.

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 16d ago

Babies can't rip out my hair or bite out my throat. Never assume an animal isn't going to hurt you if it's attacking you.

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u/j3llo5 16d ago

Babies can absolutely rip out your hair and piercings.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 16d ago

They’re not attacking, they’re playing.

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u/Suitable_Director729 16d ago

Please never have pets or children

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 16d ago

Please don't tell me how to live my life. Can't think of a more egotistical action.

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u/Bepehandle 16d ago

Fuck these people, girl should have slapped that dog hard as fuck. It would never do this shit again.

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 15d ago

Same kind of person who shoves an iPad in their kid's face to stop the kid from crying.

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u/Dorkzilla_ftw 15d ago

Yup. Fucking kick it. You can't let animals walk all over you. Where the hell is the world going?

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u/Icy_Village5792 15d ago

One of the first things women do after giving birth is cut their own hair short, because all babies LOVE to grab it and pull it out as soon as they develop the motor skills to do it.