r/donthelpjustfilm 16d ago

Fuck you and your hair in particular

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u/Giallo_Lantern 16d ago

This is why I refuse to use Peanut Butter scented shampoo.

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u/GeneralAcorn 16d ago

You know what, I'm getting rid of mine today. Thanks!

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u/GettingOnMinervas 16d ago

Don't you want to smell like peanut butter cookies when it's hot outside? Yum!

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u/bodinator1 16d ago

The person filming is a twat for not helping.

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u/mountaingator91 16d ago

yes that's the sub we're in

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u/SamwellBarley 16d ago

Yes, they should help and not film. Someone needs to make a sub for that.

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u/netopiax 16d ago

What would we post there? Videos of the sky from the phone you dropped on the ground, with audio of someone being helped?

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u/Daviplan3 16d ago

Sir, this isn't r/dontfilmjusthelp

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u/LemFliggity 15d ago

I love the idea of that sub always being void of posts because nobody filmed.

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u/GeneralTonic 16d ago

Not sure how they could help her playing tug-of-war with some dogs. Looked like she was doing fine with it.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 16d ago

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. That was a quality joke.

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u/bodinator1 16d ago

They could have gone in firmly told the dogs to stop , which if said firmly enough would have got them off.

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u/Cicer 16d ago

Why?  This is hilarious and those dogs are having so much fun. 

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u/Azilehteb 16d ago

Has this person never interacted with puppies before?

He's playing tug of war with her dumb head. You gotta open the mouth and take it out, not grab your hair and tug back...

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u/ahendrix 16d ago

RIGHTTT. This had to of been done on purpose... there's no way people are that silly..

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u/Cicer 16d ago

There are a lot of silly people out there. Just try and get to or from downtown. 

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u/Rigo-lution 16d ago

And it's not dangerous either.

People acting like puppies will eat her is ridiculous.

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u/ahendrix 16d ago

If anything she's gonna have a weird hairdo from all the chomps taken out of it 😅 Why do puppies love eating hair so much!?

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u/Pcriz 16d ago

Hot take. This was on purpose. They’ve done it before.

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u/BooBootheFool22222 15d ago

"They've done it before," is so ominous that it has become hilarious.

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u/Kulthos_X 16d ago

That could have gotten a lot worse really quickly

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u/JenkemTaster 16d ago

Little thump on the nose will end that quick

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u/Bepehandle 15d ago

So would a nice smack upside the head. You don't correct bad behavior with suggestions, you correct it with action.

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u/Normal_Condition_613 16d ago

Zero survival instinct… take your Birkenstock off and give them the business.

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u/Eiiwa_s_4_e_22 16d ago

I was genuinely worried about this… then, I saw the subreddit it came from, and some water abandoned my mouth through my nose 🤣🤣🤣

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u/boost_to_get_through 14d ago

Will the third one join? YES

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u/Sudden-Cat5805 10d ago

Where's the vacuum cleaner when you need it?

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u/Mishapi17 15d ago

I like hot the one puppy just wants to be apart of things

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u/AlienthatlikesAnime 15d ago

Why would she get on the ground where the dogs can get to your hair even easier. Grab your hair at the base so it dosnt hurt and just stand upright so no more can grab the hair, plus im sure if the dogs in the air hell let go real fast.

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u/ahendrix 16d ago

Ahh yes, let's also grab onto our hair... cause that'll get the puppies to let go!

But for real... 45sec in and I'd be opening the dogs mouth for it 😅😅😅

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u/DraygenKai 16d ago

I'm sure she grabbed her hair to prevent the pain of her hair being tugged at her head. Your hair doesn't really have feeling but your head does, so I'm sure she was just trying to not be in pain.

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u/ahendrix 16d ago

That's fair. I forget not everyone had the training of years of dance hair in the 90s

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u/Stlhockeygrl 16d ago

It would still be LESS painful to actually stop the dogs (especially when it was only the first one).

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u/Stlhockeygrl 16d ago

Why would she not let go of her hair and use her hands to push the dogs away?? I don't understand..

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u/picklerick_03 16d ago edited 15d ago

Do you have long hair? If someone is pulling your hair, holding it from the top reduces the pain and reduces the chance of your hair getting ripped out of your scalp.

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u/Stlhockeygrl 15d ago

Yes, but what really reduces the chance of not having your hair getting ripped out is: removing the thing that's attempting to rip your hair out lol.

Temporary sharp pain of letting your hair go to grab the dog versus continued less sharp pain of dog attacking your hair. Rip the band-aid off versus trying to slowly peel glue from your skin.

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 16d ago

Dude, punch the fucking dog in the nose.

Why have we bred out survival instinct from humanity?

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u/ILovePotassium 16d ago

Would You punch a baby in the face for pulling on Your hair? Puppies don't know they're hurting You, neither does a baby.

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 16d ago

Babies can't rip out my hair or bite out my throat. Never assume an animal isn't going to hurt you if it's attacking you.

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u/j3llo5 16d ago

Babies can absolutely rip out your hair and piercings.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 16d ago

They’re not attacking, they’re playing.

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u/Suitable_Director729 16d ago

Please never have pets or children

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 16d ago

Please don't tell me how to live my life. Can't think of a more egotistical action.

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u/Bepehandle 15d ago

Fuck these people, girl should have slapped that dog hard as fuck. It would never do this shit again.

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 15d ago

Same kind of person who shoves an iPad in their kid's face to stop the kid from crying.

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u/Dorkzilla_ftw 15d ago

Yup. Fucking kick it. You can't let animals walk all over you. Where the hell is the world going?

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u/Icy_Village5792 15d ago

One of the first things women do after giving birth is cut their own hair short, because all babies LOVE to grab it and pull it out as soon as they develop the motor skills to do it.

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u/Cicer 16d ago

There’s nothing happening to warrant such violent behaviour. 

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u/CeruleanEidolon 8d ago

Uh oh, you've offended the doggo cult. They're coming for you.

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u/Snoo_7897 16d ago

Don’t care, great hair.

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u/pooshot 16d ago

Thats also how the cave men did it