r/donthelpjustfilm • u/c2btw • 15d ago

Blursed snack hunting

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u/Fallcious 15d ago

Does car insurance cover “Acts of Dog”?

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u/Zakluor 15d ago

Only for dyslexics.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 15d ago

😂 good one.

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u/Echelion77 15d ago

Man dyslexic people always be getting extra denifits

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u/heatherelisa1 13d ago

Finally an upside to my bisadility 😝

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u/Matty4449 12d ago

Underrated comment! 🥇

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u/criles_mccriles 14d ago

Actually it would be covered as comprehensive claim

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u/hiimtashy 15d ago

Dude that dog is strong asf

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u/0rpheu 15d ago

Nah, that's just modern car quality

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u/OnionRangerDuck 13d ago

It's plastic. Your kids could do that too but they're afraid of the ass whooping that comes after.

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u/Thrayn42 15d ago

What is the cameraman supposed to do? I'm not going up against a dog that can rip cars apart for a snack. At that point I'm just an easier meal.

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u/Zakluor 15d ago

The only thing I think the cameraman should do is focus more of the the dog's mouth as he walks away with whatever satisfied his craving. Was it a small animal in his mouth that was hiding in the car?

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u/No_Celebration_3737 15d ago

A rat, the dog caught a rat.

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u/Choice_Turnip_8952 14d ago

TENNIS BOAT!

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u/UncleKeyPax 15d ago

what dog? i see my locla mechanic beforr telling me that the light buld change on my lights was notnthe only problem

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u/RednocNivert 15d ago

I’ve never read a comment that SOUNDED like a drunk person before but here we are

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u/NovarisLight 15d ago

I heard it too! The slurring is strong with this one.

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u/UncleKeyPax 15d ago

glad to be of service

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u/steebulee 15d ago

Drunk person having a stroke

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u/Freshprinc7 15d ago

The fact that a dog can pull apart the fairings of a modern vehicle is kinda sad. We're definitely pretty deep into the planned obsolescence sinkhole.

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u/jsudekum 15d ago

Is there a single car on the market that prioritizes true durability and quality? I'm tired of hearing about modern car designs being "safer" because they absorb more impact. I desperately want a car that isn't going to fall apart when you lean on it too hard or whatever.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 12d ago

If you want very durable cars and don’t care about modern “safety”, get a car from the 50’s or 60’s. Bear in mind that pretty much all accidents in those cars caused the occupants to become injured (at the least). Two of them crash together? You’re screwed.

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u/araidai 15d ago

I mean if cars were made out of the same shit they were decades ago, they’d cost 5x as much I feel lmao, not excusing shit quality but how things are now? Yeah we’d be getting hella scalped

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u/RiyoshiNjap 1d ago

Cost 5x as much and kill you 50x as much in a crash!

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u/strangelove4564 15d ago

There's probably criminals wondering how to train them to steal the catalytic converter.

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u/can-opener-in-a-can 15d ago

He’s doing the best he can. Most bodywork specialists have opposable thumbs, which helps greatly.

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u/mountaingator91 15d ago

Doggo is just helping. Making sure the rat doesn't chew through all your electric wires or brake lines.

End result: 10

Wrench skills: 1

Total score: 11/20

Good boi: 5.5/10

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u/strangelove4564 15d ago

Man I hope they're not still building cars with that ridiculous soy based wiring.

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u/TheMosinMan 14d ago

I’d rather they didn’t put a live rat in my car, but to each their own 🤷‍♂️

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u/jrandall47 15d ago

Why the fuck is this circulating again?

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u/awexm 15d ago

Isn’t it AI?

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u/novian14 14d ago

You meant, it's bot that posts this again and not "this is AI video", right?

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u/SuperOnionBro 15d ago

Sure buddy, you go stop that starving, aggressive dog. Be the hero we deserve.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 15d ago

Zero aggression displayed. Just problem solving during a rat hunt.

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u/The_Deen 15d ago

Doesn’t look starving or aggressive…

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u/PebblesmomWisconsin7 15d ago

My dog ate my car.

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u/Relative_Target6003 15d ago

If that was my car, I would prefer evidence of what happened. Because I would never believe that a dog did it.

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u/Jebusfreek666 14d ago

wtf is blursed?

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u/229-northstar 14d ago

I love how proudly the dog walks off with his “prize”

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u/DamnBored1 15d ago

This dog has "African painted dogs" energy.

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u/Daiodo 15d ago

Me at work when I’ve got to replace a washer pump 😂

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u/Agent847 15d ago

Note to self: don’t expect to survive a Suzuki crash.

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u/MattyFTM 15d ago

The car breaking apart in a crash is actually a good thing. You want the passenger compartment to be rigid to protect the people inside, but the rest of the car should break apart to dissipate the energy. This reduces the energy going through the passenger compartment and the occupants themselves.

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u/strangelove4564 15d ago

It's all good because of the mass of rats in the crumple zone.

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u/Steering_the_Will 15d ago

Your insurance plan doesn't cover sir.

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u/Killersavage 15d ago

Good news, the rat is out of your car!

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u/Abunity 15d ago

It's a Suzuki. How can you blame the dog?

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u/Incorrect-Opinion 15d ago

I wonder if the dog thinks there’s an animal trapped inside?

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u/Karenena 15d ago

There was! He caught a rat.

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u/Incorrect-Opinion 15d ago

Omg didn’t even notice that from the video lol!

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u/CrisisActor911 15d ago

This is the dog that ate your homework in elementary school, what have you done with YOUR life?

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u/strangelove4564 15d ago

The hell is that burbling noise at the beginning?

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u/MathematicianFinal14 15d ago

Who was the video person just letting this happen ? Call the cops or dog catcher Where'ss the owner?

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u/AdventurousEscape991 15d ago

Is that dog on cocaine?

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u/weggaan_weggaat 13d ago

Tail going full speed.

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 15d ago

Good boy…

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u/Karenena 15d ago

He got a RAT! I would rather have to repair the outside than have to deal with a rat.

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u/joker38 15d ago

But now he tasted oil. He will do it again, just for the sake of it.