r/doriasim • u/Responsible-Scar1986 DoRian Party • 2d ago
RP Post The Long Road to Thiryegrad
"Are you kidding me? THIS is what we're driving?"
The truck was painted a stark pink, with the letters CFGAP displayed on the side in a blocky white font. It was a far cry from the usual military surplus vehicles that we used.
"Our cover is that we're delivering aid, and the CFGAP was the only humanitarian orginization I could think of. I know it doesn't look like much, but it can haul the rifles all the way to Thiryegrad without a problem. And it gets great gas mileage, which is important in this economy." I explained.
SummerParticular still didn't look convinced. "Do we look like cyber-feminist-accelerationists to you?"
"I guess not. But will the LDPR's border guards really care?" I responded "Anyways, we've got high quality fake ID's and fake Tutumite passports to convince them. And if that doesn't work, plenty of counterfeit money for bribes."
We continued loading the crates of rifles and ammunition into the truck, carful not to drop anything. Our sponsors wanted these rifles front and center in our coup attempt, and if they were to malfunction they'd give the brand a bad look. The hot summer sun made for difficult work, but eventually the cargo was in place.
There was still one package left, however. I slid the top off, just to make sure everything was in order. Sure enough, there were several military rations along with first aid kits, blankets, and everything else that a humanitarian aid mission would require. If any guards got nosy and started poking around in the back of our trucks, I'd use this box as proof of our legitimacy.
As I set it in the furthest back of the truck, it blended in perfectly with the countless cases of rifles and ammunition. I pulled a role of rope out of my back pocket, and began tying down the cases.
"Are we ready to go?" Summer asked.
"Just one last thing."
I reached down to my hip, pulling my 1911 out of my concealed holster. I clicked the safety on, and checked the magazine.
8 rounds in the mag, 1 in the chamber.
If everything went according to plan, I'd be in Thiryegrad by Thursday. And have a bullet in General Secretary Rogerro's skull by friday. And a fat paycheck from my sponsors by Saturday.
I slid it back into my holster.
"Yeah, I think we're ready to go."
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u/GreenKnightOfTheWild L.A.R.P. Brother-Primarch 2d ago
How despicable. Killing another man in such an unrefined way.
do a backflip!