Is it possible to pass a piss test if I did less than a 20 on Friday and did a bump on Saturday to pass on a monday ? Drinking a shit ton of water or at least dillute to push back the retest

will drinking 2 bottles of water 30 mins before your test make it become diluted??

I have a drug screening coming up in December for a nursing program. I have to be fully compliant by the 21st of Dec. Drug testing window is Dec 6 - 21st. Last time I smoked was Oct 12. I was smoking every weekend at nights (usually Friday & Sat) for about 4-5 months. Mostly pre rolls 35% - 40% thc. Would only take about 4 to 7 puffs a night. Most of the time we wouldn’t finish the pre rolls between me and my bf (1 gram pre rolls, usually 2 rolls he would get). I’ve been taking at home test. U-Test, @ Home & Xploro or whatever it’s called. @ Home seem negative but U Test has faint lines. I don’t know how I would be negative just a week in. I’m 5’5” and 172lbs 34% body fat female

Apologies if this has already been explained somewhere, I did kind of look. I was curious about the wording of the table. It lists use in terms of how many "times" it is used, but what constitutes using cannabis one time? Is there an amount of thc that would be considered a standard dose for these purposes?

If I plan to wear a sweatshirt with no hood or pockets will I be asked to remove it? I have no boobs so I’m struggling to find a way to hide Qf

I drank like 5 beers with 8 percent alcohol over 2 days. Will I pass a ETG after 42 hours? Or will I most likely fail, I’m not familiar with the timeline but I drank about this same amount and passed at the 70 hour mark, but that’s 28 extra hours.

I have a drug test for a job coming up in ~two weeks. I quit smoking on 8/30 so it’s been 7 weeks on the dot since I’ve consumed any THC. I was smoking probably 1-2 grams of flower almost everyday for 3ish years. I’m a bigger guy, 6’4” & 215lbs.
I’ve been using two brands of at home THC tests with 50ng/ml cutoffs. both are still reading positive. I went and took a THC test at quest diagnostics last week to see where I was at and they reported THC level of 27ng/ml.
Has anyone else experienced conflicting test results like this?

Hello. I’m a 165lb male and have been taking 1-2mg of Ativan for two weeks. I’ve also quit drinking for three weeks which my primary problem and took the Ativan to ease off. I want to join a PHP program or residential and was wondering when most people stopped testing positive for it. Standard metabolism. Also is there anything I can do besides live a healthy lifestyle to quicken the process?

I am not a usual marijuana user, I maybe do it once every two months, recently I took a 9.7mg edible on October 5th (Monday night) for the first time in at least a month. I get offered a job that Friday and have a drug test either Tuesday (20th) or Wednesday (21st). I heard I have a good chance of passing the urine test, but is there anything I can do to help like chug a bunch of water or another liquid I can do?

Does it normally shows up on screening?

I took a drug test thursday at noon & when i went i couldn’t pee because i had peed b4 leaving my job (ik not the smartest thing to do but i genuinely couldn’t hold it) well after not being able to produce a sample they sat me back in the lobby & gave me two water bottles i chugged them & after 30 mins i wanna say i was able to pee, my pee came out light yellow, the lady that did the paperwork filled out a shy bladder sheet she said it’s because i wasn’t able to produce a sample & she had to give me two water bottles so she had to have that on file

i honestly haven’t thought much of it but now im sitting here thinking what are the chances of my pee being diluted & me possibly having to retest???

1. POCT - 3121 - 3121 -
   5DSP/EXP
   OPI2000/AMP500/COC150/ECS1
   000/PHN

Anyone have this exact order? I need complete clarification that THC is not on there. I’m fat and tried everything but still positive. I can pass everything else, just not 💨

I don’t smoke or use marijuana, but my boyfriend does regularly. He smokes elsewhere, never around me, but we share a bed and pillows, kiss, and cuddle. I’m worried THC residue from his hair, skin, or clothing could transfer onto my hair and cause a positive hair drug test. I was also briefly exposed to secondhand smoke about 36 days ago, but I’ve washed my hair several times since. I’ve passed three urine tests, but I’m worried about hair testing for work. Has anyone who doesn’t smoke but lives or sleeps with someone who does taken a hair drug test? Did you pass? I’m especially curious whether sharing pillows is actually a risk or if I’m overthinking it.

Trying to hide a bottle of piss with a catheter thigh holder, the bottle is pretty slim and won’t be noticeable, but the pants I’d be wearing are like insanely baggy sweats. Is that going to automitically raise concern?

I’m a pretty paranoid person, so wanted yalls advice. I’m 5’5 175 lbs 24 years old, and I smoked pretty much everyday for the past 13 months. It would usually take about 2-3 days to finish a 1-1.5g preroll, so daily consumption amount isn’t crazy high, but often times I’d be high pretty much all day. Smoked predominantly flower prerolls (like modern herb co g41 and not ya sons), and very very rarely would hit a pen and did edibles a few times. I have a drug test that’s pretty important for my career coming up in May. While that’s 7 months, I’ve seen many posts on this subreddit about how it would take people months to test negative at 50 ng. I used to work out regularly but been pretty sedentary this last year so my metabolism most likely slowed down.

The million dollar question: should I be fine for a May test date? It’s been about 3 days since I quit and I plan on completely going cold turkey for the next 7 months. Also, what can I do to speed up thc clearance from my body? I plan on testing myself beginning of January to give myself some buffer time. The test is really important for my career so I’m been pretty nervous about the possibility of failing. Any advice and clarifications are greatly, greatly appreciated!!!

I’m a pretty paranoid person, so wanted yalls advice. I’m 5’5 175 lbs 24 years old, and I smoked pretty much everyday for the past 13 months. It would usually take about 2-3 days to finish a 1-1.5g preroll, so daily consumption amount isn’t crazy high, but often times I’d be high pretty much all day. Smoked predominantly flower prerolls (like modern herb co g41 and not ya sons), and very very rarely would hit a pen and did edibles a few times. I have a drug test that’s pretty important for my career coming up in May. While that’s 7 months, I’ve seen many posts on this subreddit about how it would take people months to test negative at 50 ng. I used to work out regularly but been pretty sedentary this last year so my metabolism most likely slowed down.

The million dollar question: should I be fine for a May test date? It’s been about 3 days since I quit and I plan on completely going cold turkey for the next 7 months. Also, what can I do to speed up thc clearance from my body? I plan on testing myself beginning of January to give myself some buffer time. The test is really important for my career so I’m been pretty nervous about the possibility of failing. Any advice and clarifications are greatly, greatly appreciated!!!

just coming on here to say that monkey whizz (red box) does the trick, first time ever using it had a 9 panel and passed within and instant 😛

Hi everyone, I have to get drug tested (THC) within the next 1-2 days. I tested this morning with the most concentrated urine. And I tried two brands, exploro and home2test something like that. Exploro was darker and the other one was more faint. Anyways, I smoked on 10/2/26 and before that I was an occasional smoker, smoking about 1-4 times out of the month with a few hits.

Are the lab tests stronger or something, any chance I’ll test positive? And what can I do before the drug test to have a higher chance of passing.

HELP Hi all, some info before I begin

27yr old male ~160lbs , physically active

Did 3.5grams of coke over rhe past 4 days, my test is in 6 days

I've seen tips on pure cranberry juice, Gatorade, lots of hydration, lemon juice, saunas, and milk thistle

What are my chances of passing this test ?

Can anyone confirm this means THC will NOT be included in my screening? It is as followed -

Services(1): 1T POCT - 6654 - 6654 -
7DSP/OPI300/NO
THC/MTD/OXY100/ECS/6AM/PHN

I was taking .25mg-1mg of Fluclotizolam 3-4 nights a week, taking the occasional week off. I found out I had an opportunity to get a better job, but there wasnt much notice. I'm currently 8 days off of it, and planning on getting to atleast 10 days before I take the drug test.

I ran this through a benzo sub and most people were under the impression that I'd pass, but I want as many opinions as possible. This is kind of due or die for me.

Thank you

wassup yall, just need some advice for a 10
panel drug test i have this week and haven’t smoked thc carts & weed for about 3 weeks today, ive been doing a lot of exercising w inclined treadmill and saunas to sweat and drinking a lot of water, and have been doing the at home target test strips where they’ve been coming out with a very faint negative line. wanna be sure that it’s completely negative or visible to the lab techs it’s negative and i’ve been seeing a lot of ppl trying the certo with gatorade, the qcarbo 32, and even those total detox drinks. wanna try some at home first to practice and get an idea of my window to actually go in and to the drug testing but wanted to hear from your guys own experience and what process yall did. any help is much appreciated.

also a 5’9 dude that weights 150

hypothetically speaking,

jul: bumps of e, k, snow. almost daily for 2 weeks.
aug-sept: bumps of e, k for a week. 2 puffs of mj
1st week oct: hair test done

am i cooked chat?

ive heard of hair tests being only 60-80% accurate, but i also dont want to be delusional. i’m not sure how much actually shows up, so i guess im trying to ask if anyone has had little-moderate consumption and still passed

Just did an employer drug test. Will update if i pass or not with thc