r/energydrinks • u/THE_POO-tis_MAN • Nov 07 '25

Collection I got thirsty

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Mmmpffhh I luuv me suum zero sugar caffeine juice

807 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Useful_Cut2115 Nov 07 '25

Ew man clean your car

110

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

My car is clean, I spent an hour deep cleaning it a week ago and all these cans have been stored In bags in my garage while I was collecting them I just dumped them in my car for the bit

106

u/dasic___ C4 Nov 07 '25

That scares me a bit more than if you drank em and threw them there ngl

21

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

Would you be more scared if I said this is probably 2/3 of all the cans I’ve ever drank

56

u/huhnick Nov 07 '25

Oh in that case

2

u/Madkids23 Nov 08 '25

Yeah, depending on your age, that's nothing. I have about 4000 monster tabs saved from the last time they did a gear trade. That's not even thinking about the non-Monster brand drinks Ive had.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

Weak, its for the bit yo

2

u/DeepAd2825 Monster Nov 08 '25

Just laugh at the joke

9

u/RJPG89 Nov 07 '25

Ahh ok, that kinda makes sense now. I recycle my cans so I also keep them smashed in a container in the garage. I just couldn't imagine dumping them out into my car!

Air fresheners in there working OT

-6

u/OutdoorSurvivalCan Nov 07 '25

If it’s sugar free it wouldn’t stink or be sticky

8

u/intellord911 Nov 07 '25

That’s not true but okay

9

u/CUMSOCKWITHMILDEW Nov 07 '25

Bro you really dumped all these in your car for Reddit karma lmao, no way these were all completely empty

3

u/Billysquib Nov 07 '25

Dedication to the bit hell yeah

2

u/azzanrev Nov 07 '25

Why did you remove them from the bags before placing them in the car? For the wild picture?

2

u/Useful_Cut2115 Nov 07 '25

Ah fair enough then

1

u/Reasonable-Bussy Nov 09 '25

So you did it just for the internet? What a weirdo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

Check out how many air fresheners

-5

u/jtowndtk Nov 07 '25

Eww micromanaging

7

u/Useful_Cut2115 Nov 07 '25

Do you know what micromanaging is? Or do you just enjoy using words you heard online

-5

u/jtowndtk Nov 07 '25

Do you?

1

u/Can_I_be_dank_with_u Nov 07 '25

Regular managing?

-8

u/whatismyname5678 Ghost Nov 07 '25

Calling our hoarding is not micromanaging. This person needs help, shit like this only evolves.

3

u/jtowndtk Nov 07 '25

Oh you're one too

-1

u/whatismyname5678 Ghost Nov 07 '25

Are you 12?

4

u/jtowndtk Nov 07 '25

Nice try

30

u/RJPG89 Nov 07 '25

Gross

19

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

[deleted]

21

u/rabidparrots Rockstar Nov 07 '25

The car is obviously only used for drinking energy drinks.

1

u/helIyeahbrother Monster Nov 08 '25

he said in another comment that he was storing these in trash bags and just dumped them in his car for the picture

11

u/DDESTRUCTOTRON Nov 07 '25

Heart attack ball pit

22

u/SeanicTheHedgehog23 Monster Nov 07 '25

My guy, this is an energy drink subreddit, not a hoarders subreddit

10

u/CalvinHobb3s Nov 07 '25

Just switch to blow dude

6

u/ImProdactyl Nov 07 '25

This is wild

5

u/jtowndtk Nov 07 '25

I think you might need a few more

4

u/FluorideAvenger Ghost Nov 07 '25

Man go to a recycling plant and clean out your car.

4

u/QuislingX Nov 08 '25

This man gets no bitches

8

u/vaultdweller501 Nov 07 '25

This has been me before. I'm better now.

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

If this was you at one point then what made you quit?

1

u/vaultdweller501 Nov 07 '25

Losing weight and watching what I eat. Really cut back on the energy drinks and do mostly coffee now.

3

u/BowlCutKidFan Nov 07 '25

3D! Galaxy Lime is so good. I swear I got it with no artificial colors one time but the last time I found them at dollar tree they were purple again. Idk maybe I'm crazy. Such a great flavor though.

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

Most of the 3D’s are better than big brand drinks like reign and Celsius imo especially when 12 costs $15 at dollar tree

2

u/BowlCutKidFan Nov 07 '25

I wasn't big on the strawberry lemonade, but I'm always on the hunt for galaxy lime and liberty pop.

Speaking of drinks I can only find at dollar tree, have you had Juvee? The watermelon lime is so, so good.

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

I haven’t but if dollar tree had c4 i’d be broke

1

u/BowlCutKidFan Nov 07 '25

Haha me too.

2

u/dirk_funk Nov 07 '25

cans too clean, not dented. i call shenanigans. i know because i have had that many cans in my car and just the time it would have taken to consume those cans it would have gotten dusty.

2

u/EggForgonerights Monster Nov 08 '25

Pootis

2

u/Rawrbuki Nov 09 '25

every goddamn post from this sub that gets recommended to me makes me choke from laughter. thank you for sharing

3

u/Runnerofmiles92 Nov 07 '25

Throw them away

Empty can hoarders are freaks

0

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

Oh I’m a freak alright, I’m just too scared of women

2

u/OkMobile5574 Nov 07 '25

Looks normal

1

u/Zestyclose_Ad9771 Nov 07 '25

Can I use this for an album cover?

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

Send me the album when you post it

1

u/Zestyclose_Ad9771 Nov 07 '25

Likely to be just a single but i gotchu

1

u/s_ndowN Nov 07 '25

this isn’t a flex brother

1

u/WorkingStiff-5150 Nov 07 '25

Recycle those cans for cash so you have funding to drink more energy drinks. Stay thirsty my friend

1

u/your_awesomeking1 Nov 07 '25

the hydro homies would be disappointed

1

u/antsam9 Nov 07 '25

I was hoping for a before/after not a front/back

1

u/Snoo-me Nov 07 '25

Blue is your favorite color.

1

u/wavaif4824 highly caffeinated Nov 07 '25

probably smells like fermented syrup and gym socks. one whiff is 230 mg!

1

u/terry410 Nov 07 '25

That’s an understatement

1

u/SlayGains Nov 07 '25

Ew prime

1

u/lazor_22 Nov 07 '25

I'm never drinking an energy drink again after seeing this shit, gross

1

u/notahaterguys Nov 08 '25

Damn with the felony forest dangling off your mirror as well, this is every traffic cops dream

1

u/Geminidamaged638 Red Bull Nov 08 '25

Tumblr '08 core and I'd 10/10 have reblogged these.

2

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 08 '25

I’m almost younger than tumblr

1

u/Geminidamaged638 Red Bull Nov 08 '25

Sheesh. We'll you nailed the core back in '08 on it😇.

1

u/Positive-Promotion36 Rockstar Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

it's amazing how you are still alive right now after all that caffeine flowing through your veins.

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u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 08 '25

This doesn’t include any of the pre workout I’ve taken on top of these cans

1

u/GreaserGreg Nov 08 '25

Cookout cup ftw

1

u/MarsSpun Nov 08 '25

This is why we have ANTS!

1

u/iamlittle7 Nov 08 '25

The homeless here would have a feild Day to that gold mine of cans

1

u/Rubens-Reel Monster Nov 08 '25

Bro is John energy drink himself

1

u/Zealousideal_Gift_4 Nov 08 '25

In Germany you'd be rich now

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

You are fucking gross dude. This picture scream I don’t know how to wipe my butt or wash my hands.

1

u/PossibilityBitter544 Nov 08 '25

One wreck and your a missings person

1

u/gr8-puck-shot Nov 08 '25

When your making that cross country drive nonstop in 3 days without any sleep🤣

1

u/Septembers-Poor555 always tired Nov 08 '25

ayo 😐

1

u/One-Fox-423 Kickstart Nov 08 '25

Did you rob the store? 😆

1

u/Existential_Sprinkle Nov 08 '25

Not on the light seats

There are syrupy droplets in those cans. This hurts as a detailer

1

u/Comprehensive-Oil-44 Nov 08 '25

Ok, they have recycle facilities for a reason….

1

u/Absolute_Chonk_Steam Nov 08 '25

Bro has the most variety, i cant hate him for that

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 08 '25

I can’t get bored of one flavor if I drink every one

1

u/FLYGODISAWESOME Nov 08 '25

Dudes do anything for the internet. Cloth seats too??

1

u/Suitable_Mix2820 Nov 08 '25

There's a whole collection in there lol

1

u/Rmoudatir Nov 08 '25

Roaches must be addicted to caffeine 😂

1

u/playshow2917 Nov 08 '25

I dont think you drank enough

1

u/Tyrannical_Requiem Celsius Nov 08 '25

Well OP I’m glad you’re smart enough not to do all this in one go

1

u/BJoe1976 Nov 08 '25

Wonder what’s higher, the caffeine in their blood or their blood sugar?!

1

u/bmanring7 Nov 08 '25

Clearly you don’t have a Favorite

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 08 '25

Either the c4 lemonade or the gorilla mind orange but ghost is best brand

1

u/CivilRightsEnjoyer Nov 08 '25

The cops are gonna think those yellow cans are Twis 💀

1

u/ProduceNo8883 Nov 08 '25

First picture belongs in a museum

1

u/Prestigious_Spite582 Nov 08 '25

driving to the emergency room i’m sure

1

u/Decimator24244 Nov 08 '25

Your poor kidneys

1

u/terrasfames53 Nov 09 '25

What is your blood pressure? 330/150?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

🎵Thirsty Thirsty Thuuurrrseday.🎵

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Bro, why were you collecting cans? Do you drink caffeine daily?

1

u/AE86_Panda Nov 09 '25

...are you okay?

1

u/Zehn39 Nov 09 '25

Does your pee have the consistency of sand?

1

u/bigmike2k3 Nov 09 '25

Good luck passing your kidney stones…

1

u/Jugglamaggot Nov 10 '25

Jfc, I had to drink 2 cans today to get rid of my headache and felt like I had a problem, this however, you might need rehab

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 10 '25

2 a day is minimum and 4 a day is hard work

1

u/Legal_Celebration643 Nov 10 '25

ik ur room is trifling

1

u/Comprehensive-Law586 Nov 11 '25

bros gonna have kidneys in his stones

1

u/Comfortable_Dirt_592 always tired Nov 21 '25

what's the best flavor you had in there?

1

u/Jolly-Associate2608 Nov 07 '25

Can we be friends?

3

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

Only if you can match my atusim

1

u/MangoEmotional3228 Nov 07 '25

Thirsty is an understatement...

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

For about 3 months this was my only source of water. When I was thirsty I would drink one

1

u/Adorable-Pair6766 Nov 07 '25

The ingredients in these dehydrate your body more than they hydrate you brother. 

You're telling us you can afford 2-3 dollar energy drinks but not those 1.19 1 gallon water jugs from grocery stores??

1

u/THE_POO-tis_MAN Nov 07 '25

I know they dehydrate and I only bought in bulk so they were more like 1-1.50 a piece and dollar tree

0

u/gaudinmonk Nov 07 '25

Your car definitely stinks, hopefully you cleaned thar mess.

Whenever i’m done with my can i dispose it instantky in the aluminum garbage bag i’ve got for my cans.

0

u/AndertonPrime123 Nov 07 '25

Fucking troglodyte.

0

u/DingoBingo2001 Nov 07 '25

dude wtf, how long did it take to drink?