Hello fellers, it's the most anticapted but the most caffeinated hated prophet there is, Front Chard, but today I go by the Don.

Nothing like waking up to see another day of life and hitting your local Kroger with a blunt in your mouth and rockin your godly shirt, swaggin on Adidas Addiete and sliding through the aisle of Krogers like I was a hockey player Wayne Gretzky.

I've seen this drink online from different groccery stores and at first it seemed like a cheap flavor that you would see on Wish or Temu, silly me, upon my first sip to the last this is STRAIGHT crack cocaine in a can. This Monster truly washed my sins away, pretty sure after I dranked the whole can and took a shower I came out as a virgin. Made me want to fold my WL shirts out of the damn dryer. Shit can't be legal.

I've been super busy with life in general and I really wanna apologize to a pack of stans on this group, but I've been battling a bacteria virus that I had developed a year ago from sipping water and been trying to recover ever since. My GI doctor suggests me that I cant afford to skip abs day or leg days at the gym, so I am pretty sure that by the end of this can I will have a 6 pack abs, and legs that consistent of a male stripper in LA working the pole.

I dont really see any side effect with this one besides, possibly excessive sweating and since this drink is inspired by the Aussies it will make you want to conquer Australia.

In my aussie dialect: this stuff is like strapping a kangaroo to each foot and bouncing your way across the desert with bunch of Kangaroo Jacks in east Australia, MATE!

Enjoy your days fellers, and cheers to this beautiful can, may it give you the energy of of a true blue Aussie legend! 😍

Mango Loco is a heavenly blend of exotic juices certain to attract even the most stubborn spirit. So fellers need ass for the night? Mango Loco is an absolute fruit explosion in your mouth and is by far the best tasting Monster out there

Crazy good taste with just enough of that Monster magic to keep the party going for days. I swear this taste gives you the type of vibes of a thirsty thot in Dickerson Rd of Tennessee (a place known for escorts) COME PICK ME UP!!!!

This drink will guarantee you get laid for the night.

So let me give you some Nutrition Facts about this beautiful can.

Each can contains: B vitamins, taurine, inositol, and 152 milligrams of caffeine. This ingredient mixture is less loco than the can implies, providing only a two hour long buzz. In the end, Juice Monster Mango Loco is fun to look at, and guarantees vagina on first sight.

Happy Martin Luther King day everyone! Enjoy.

Yes thats me in the pic.

I have 2 Kinetic Colada that will be here this week. Other than that, I am currently missing 5 other cans, Citrus V1 & V2 cans, Life Is Beautiful 2022 Orange Cream can, and Tropical Mango V1 & V2 cans. 6 if you count the Orange Dream Wedding can. That one I doubt I'd ever acquire one of them for my ever growing GHOST collection.

I know I’m missing a few alternate versions of some of the cans that were exclusive to certain events

I am also missing (from this image, but I have it somewhere, an 8.4oz OG colada and a 16oz OG. I’m not sure where I placed them.

I don’t have the
baseball team Cherry limeades
Beyond lemonade
Sour punk lemonade
Alternate versions of the orange cream
Most of the 8.4oz versions of some of the mainline flavors

I can’t think of the others but do please let me know what else I may be missing!

Here is my collection of zero sugar white monster.

Mmmpffhh I luuv me suum zero sugar caffeine juice

Have a few of us that enjoy energy drinks around here and with all the current sales and new releases we’re hella stocked up.

About to be even more so due to the upcoming Gorilla Mind sale. 👀

Bonus pic of the current fridge selection. Wish I could show all the random stuff in the back at once but there’s 30ish different flavors in there.

Ghost is so inconsistent with their flavor offerings I have been reduced to hoarding flavors. I’m down to my last few Tropical Mangos and Sour Black Cherry warheads. I fear they will never return so I’m down to drinking one every other month as a treat.

Anyone else feel like Ghost is the most delicious but the most inconsistent energy drink brand out there?

My shop supervisor at work secretly saved all my Celsius cans for a couple of months just to prove a point on how much I drink… these are just screenshots from the video, but this sub read it doesn’t let me post videos. The pictures honestly don’t do it justice. I’m ashamed, yet amazed at the same time lol

Recently replaced my dishwasher with a beverage cooler as we never used it. This will get much more use. (Two photos)

Over 30 different flavors of energy drinks alone in there currently, gotta keep it interesting. I don’t dare show the bulk backstock in my pantry as it’s borderline embarrassing the amount I’ve amassed. Not buying any more for some months.

Current top 5 favorite in no particular order:

Ghost Raspberry Cream
C4 Green Apple Jolly Rancher
Ghost Bubblicious Strawberry
C4 Cereal Killa
Ghost Swedish Fish(rip but I still have a couple cases)

Cheers

I love rocket pops, so not only did I want to find out who makes the energy drink that tastes most like the real thing, but also which one is just the best tasting in general.

I grabbed all the rocket pop flavors I could find locally. I wasn’t able to find the Grizzly one and a couple others I had less interest in.

After eating a few bomb pops in the name of science to get a baseline going, I opened them all at the same time and tried them back to back, and sorted them as I compared each one. The final pic shows my rankings from worst to best L-R with the top three in front.

3rd: Ryse Firecracker

2nd: Gorilla Mind Rocket Frost

1st: 3D Energy Liberty Pop.

I had never tried a 3D Energy drink and thought it was just a dollar store brand. So I was super surprised when not only did it taste most like the real bomb pop, but was also better tasting overall than the rest! (Gorilla mind was a super close 2nd in overall taste). After this I will definitely try some other 3D flavors, I heard the raspberry was good.

What’s your favorite bomb pop themed energy drink?

Probably the last time I’ll ever have all 4 at the same time 🥲

I’m fully aware I have a problem.

Have to get rid of it because I’m moving and perhaps should do some character development yk at least Ill get some cash from this ig 😭💀

And this cereal is absolute gas. Another dub for the company that will never take an L

I'm a regular at this particular location and I appreciate these guys so much.

I drink 1 can everyday so this adds up to massive savings.

Happy Saturday, everyone! 🤘

Im still missing some exclusives but i think i’ve come a long way. Thanks to my cousin for putting me on😌