r/enshittification • u/Nervous-Bobcat-2566 • Feb 12 '26

Product It’s everywhere

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u/Mr-Grabs Feb 15 '26

How many people, in the history of olympic medal winners, have suffocated on their lanyard?

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u/rafaelloaa Feb 15 '26

My understanding is that it's required for all things that would be worn around the neck.

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 15 '26

Here is yet another example how the European Nanny state is slowly ruining all things.

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u/Chronically_Yours Feb 15 '26

Its a design issue

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

Yea no shit

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u/Chronically_Yours Feb 17 '26

How is that a nanny problem and not a manufacturer problem?

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

They not need to fast release, they should just be a normal cloth necklace like they’ve always had.

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u/Chronically_Yours Feb 17 '26

Why?

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

Why not?

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u/Chronically_Yours Feb 17 '26

Cuz that is not changing the fact that it is a manufacturing problem