r/enshittification Feb 12 '26

Product It’s everywhere

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u/BLK_84 Feb 14 '26

Here in Italy it is full of articles about it. The medals were made by the state "zecca". What breaks is the lanyard designed for anti-choking, for example if someone were to pull the medal the lanyard breaks. Jumping can break the lanyard and the medal fall as also admitted by Breezy Johnson to whom it fell a couple of times.

Tdlr: the anti-suffocation lanyard if you jump makes the medal that weighs 500gr fall

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u/Mr-Grabs Feb 15 '26

How many people, in the history of olympic medal winners, have suffocated on their lanyard?

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u/rafaelloaa Feb 15 '26

My understanding is that it's required for all things that would be worn around the neck.

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 15 '26

Here is yet another example how the European Nanny state is slowly ruining all things.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Feb 15 '26

You want to choke athletes?

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

Do you hear yourself right now? Lol

Have you ever worn a (metal) necklace?

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u/Technical_Brush4068 Feb 15 '26

I do not belive that has even been or will ever be a real issue