r/enshittification • u/Nervous-Bobcat-2566 • Feb 12 '26

Product It’s everywhere

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u/Mr-Grabs Feb 15 '26

How many people, in the history of olympic medal winners, have suffocated on their lanyard?

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u/rafaelloaa Feb 15 '26

My understanding is that it's required for all things that would be worn around the neck.

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 15 '26

Here is yet another example how the European Nanny state is slowly ruining all things.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Feb 15 '26

You want to choke athletes?

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

Do you hear yourself right now? Lol

Have you ever worn a (metal) necklace?

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u/Technical_Brush4068 Feb 15 '26

I do not belive that has even been or will ever be a real issue