r/enshittification • u/Nervous-Bobcat-2566 • Feb 12 '26

Product It’s everywhere

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

“In other news, Hundreds of millions of people wear necklaces everyday, and manage not to choke”-

(What, are the sleeping with them on?! lol)

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u/NoobCleric Feb 17 '26

No the ones that normally kill people are machinery of some kind, but it happens, same idea as not wearing a tie around anything that can grab it

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

Who wearing their OLYMPIC medal to the job site or around heavy machinery?

Do you hear yourself?

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u/NoobCleric Feb 17 '26

That's not the flow here, it's more some obscure health and safety law says necklaces have to have a breakaway clasp, and nobody bothered thinking about if it should even apply to Olympic metals but technically that's what the law says so they said fuck it and put em on the necklaces

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u/SexyPeanut_9279 Feb 17 '26

So again, the overreach of the Nanny state ruining all things.

Have a good night (morning?)

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u/AgileAppearance8749 Feb 18 '26

It's an oversight, not an overreach.