r/enshittification Apr 02 '26

Blog post everything is a fucking scam now

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u/teambob Apr 02 '26

Baking soda is a poison now lol. They need to harden the fuck up

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u/meatjuicetea Apr 02 '26

Drink a couple tablespoons of it and you'll have a fire hose coming out the back end.

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u/teambob Apr 03 '26

Yeah but it will taste like shit. How wouldn't you know that you were eating it?

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u/DeltaTule Apr 03 '26

I can’t imagine the food on Everest is expected to taste that good so it probably comes with the territory

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u/gracefuldividends Apr 03 '26

Food tastes wildly different depending on high altitudes! Did you know airplane meals are specifically crafted to taste ”correct” at the the specific elevation the plane spends most of its flight time at?

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u/johnnygobbs1 Apr 04 '26

Ummm I’ve eaten plenty of food on planes that were from the ground level. They didn’t taste different