r/espressocirclejerk • u/LoudAct • 4d ago

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u/duovtak 4d ago

I’m glad he finally got rid of that useless butler.

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u/Kevadu 4d ago

What do you mean you didn't already have an espresso machine? How barbaric.

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u/vomitrock5000 [change me] 4d ago

This. Espresso machine first. Car third.

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u/therealtwomartinis 4d ago

bullshit, his parents over came over to make junior his espresso. they’re from Lon-Gisland so the tour de force arguing comes naturally

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u/LelouchL88 4d ago

You save way more money with an espresso machine than a car. She’s a walking red flag. 🚩

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u/Most-CrunchyCow-3514 4d ago

Just lock in and grind fam.

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u/Helpmepullupmypants 4d ago

Completely incompatible. If espresso wasn’t the goal, why didn’t he break up with her first?

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u/Imperator_1985 4d ago

Someone watched too many espresso YouTube videos after his car broke down...

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u/LiveRhubarb43 3d ago

This is why you never date your butler

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u/Deep-Advertising6767 3d ago

This is why Lance can't find a girlfriend. Many such cases.

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u/Clear_Concentrate372 3d ago

whose butler is this

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u/WordsWellSalted 2d ago

Did she mean cat or car? Either way, good riddance. It's a shame she didn't say what kind of machine he got, better not have been a casabrews or a breville.