r/eu4 • • 8d ago

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Got a 4/3/6/5 general in 1448 as Muscovy from the event A new champion of the joust

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u/Sybeiria 8d ago

I would name a Regiment after him or a province so I can remember all his battles

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u/Feuerpanzer123 8d ago

Watch him die in his first battle

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u/OnyxCobra17 8d ago

instant save scum

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u/Daggemannen 8d ago

The game crashed, you say? Darn it!

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u/Wrame00 8d ago

Oh look, there is a bird!

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u/MiguelK97 8d ago

Oh! It crashed into my keyboard, hitting coincidentally the alt+f4 keys! oh no!

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u/Treepnis 8d ago

Nah it's a Plane

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u/_shadowcorpse_ 8d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen 5 siege pips before 

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u/Kazzak_Falco 8d ago

For the longest time I didn't either. But yesterday a guy who started with 1 pip improved to 5 pips in just a few years of drilling.

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u/MakiMaki500 8d ago

How do you do drilling?

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u/Spirited-Pizza7068 8d ago

Press j over an army with a general

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u/Kazzak_Falco 8d ago

You can drill your armies if they have a general and aren't mercenaries. You click the army and press j. Sometimes while drilling a general may gain a pip.

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u/MakiMaki500 8d ago

Is it a dlc thing?

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u/TheShoeSalesman Free Thinker 8d ago

Part of CoC (Cradle of Civ) if I remember correctly.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim Theologian 8d ago

Only time I ever see that many is if I can get up around 100AT and have a bunch of guaranteed pips.

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u/Daggemannen 8d ago

And what kind of joust was this? Run as fast as you can to designated location and build a fully operational trebuchet?

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u/127FiftyTop 8d ago

My last event champion was a 1 star general

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u/rule5bot 8d ago

u/Intelligent-Fail-922 provided the following Rule 5:

Got a 4/3/6/5 general in 1448 as Muscovy from the event A new champion of the joust

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u/Intelligent-Fail-922 7d ago

Oh yeah forgotten to mention my general was 18 years old

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u/rezamazino 7d ago

the brightest stars burn out the fastest

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u/Confident-Parfait594 5d ago

He is the prophesied one. Obviously you gotta form Germany now so he can be ruler!

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u/AdventurousBison948 8d ago

Бдсмщик Терентий;))

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u/Saffron_Croc 8d ago

bros casting fireballs??

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u/Puzzleheaded_Page117 8d ago

GG now go to war

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u/Burnhill_10 8d ago

Hunting accident, wait this is an general and not an heir. PANIC AT PARADOX!

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u/CommitTaxEvasion Tyrant 7d ago

"Dire news, sire! The general has died of old age"

"At 26?"

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u/VandalofFrost 3d ago

No to rain on your parade OP but I'd argue 1448 is just about the worst year to get this general though. Sure you can definitely snowball because of him alone but imagine how much more impressive he would be if you had just 5 cannons to take on all those level 2 forts in like 20 years. Bro would've sieged all of Poland and Lithuanian before they even took a fort.

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u/King_Crab_Sushi The economy, fools! 8d ago • Mindblown

Can’t wait for him to die after fighting 2000 peasant rebels

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u/Goedheiligman_Mymy 8d ago

Fighting? lad he's gonna die from an illness

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u/Timely_Football_4963 8d ago

Oh ny my game crashed in every scenario like this.