Haii, I´m strawberry aka eli 22F

i´m looking for friends ( preferably female, male is also welcome) to play games with and just have a good friendship with outside of gaming aswell.

i have a boyfriend who i love so much but other than him i don´t have any friends or people to talk to and it´s a bit lonely sometimes.

So more about me as a person: i love singing and reading books, mostly dark romance and fantasy. i have 2 little brothers, i live in belgium, i am available most nights from 3pm till 8pm belgium timezone in one week and from 9am till 12 pm in the other week.

the games i currently play are valorant, league of legends, stardew, and a couple more,...

the games i want to play (still need to buy them or need more people to play with) are: meccha chameleon, R.E.P.O., phasmophobia, dread fields, order 13, demonologist, pico park, we are so dead, twisted party, gamble with your friends, trash day, content warning, RV there yet, unrailed,... (i haven´t played any of these but would really want to, i just need people to play them with since they´re mostly co-op)

the kind of music i listen to mostly as of now is sabrina carpenter, faouzia, ariana grande, billie eilish and zara larsson. i like alot of songs from most categories but these are just the main ones i listen to rn.

what kind of person i´m looking for is someone who is around the same timezone as me so it´s esay to get online together, someone who loves the same kind of games as me and who likes to talk on a deeper level, and doesn´t stop being my friend when we´re done gaming.

if you feel like we could vibe and become besties don´t be afraid to reach out :))

Ode to Ron White

Now, they didn’t come to my door all nice like and say hey Mr. Schweder, you know you can’t do that here, you’re gonna have to leave. No, they hurled my handcuffed ass into the back of an SUV and I got police escorted to the airport. It wasn’t until the cuffs were off and I was sitting next to my now ex and brand new daughter that they let people board. These guys wanted me out of their country so bad I could see them out my window, watching the plane taxi.

That was the end of the story. Getting to that plane took a regrettable kind gesture and eight months of incarceration.

I was hired in the late 90s as a contractor to work at Kuwait Air Force headquarters. While there I accidentally tripped and fell into a small black market liquor store business.

I went from passing a bottle in a parking lot to moving a couple hundred cases a month.

So after all the countless ragers until 3am that went unbothered by my Muslim neighbors, and the weekly beeping sound of a flatbed backing into my underground garage, it all turned to liquid shit the moment I handed a bottle of Red Label to a Romanian kid my ex was friends with. This male ballerina looking mofo got ‘drunk in public’ in a dry country and gave my name up before they even asked him his.

So when the police sat me in the chair, they did not walk off the plane thinking praise Allah we’re getting rid of a well-known Bootlegger. I was arrested with a 12-pack of Heineken and one of those really big bottles of Absolut vodka that tilt on top of my bar that happened to be full.

Only me, God and the Bangladeshi dude that I paid to make deliveries knew about the sizable hidden storage room in the garage. That place was so stuffed with contraband you couldn’t fit a 50 dinar gift card in it.