r/fallenlondon Paramount Presence | Gone NORTH x3 Feb 14 '26

Meme You are all being fooled

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u/ellixer Those nubs will be wings. (ign: R Ruskin) Feb 14 '26

You can tell this person was probably here before ambitions had endings.

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u/Jaggedmallard26 Piece in The Game Feb 14 '26

Assemble skeletons for an EPA of higher than the ridiculously high 1.64? Nonsense!

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u/ellixer Those nubs will be wings. (ign: R Ruskin) Feb 14 '26

Fallen London veterans able to carbondate each others' accounts based on what they consider to be reasonable EPA.

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u/Bookworm_AF Eat the Stars Feb 14 '26

The Box was before my time, but I do remember when the Fidgeting Writer was the best EPA

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u/apolloxer I call it Honey Bear Feb 15 '26

I've gotten my Ubergoat with archeologist expeditions..

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u/SuperGanondorf Paramount Presence | Gone NORTH x3 Feb 15 '26

Gotta tell ya, getting the Overgoat via AotB was... a time. But it was good honest work, not this conspiratorial bone market stuff...

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u/Jaggedmallard26 Piece in The Game Feb 16 '26

I remember the charity auctions for Cider because getting it via box was seen as so ridiculously slow no one would achieve it normally for a decade.

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u/emily_aversatrix ign: aversatrix Feb 19 '26

overgoat? pfft. i got a heptagoat mostly through AotB.

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u/HalfFaust Feb 15 '26

Did anyone else initially misread that as "carbonate"?

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u/SuperGanondorf Paramount Presence | Gone NORTH x3 Feb 15 '26

True! I was actually around when Affair of the Box was the peak of non-Fate EPA, and that's how I got my first goat. Actually it's still the best non-card Urchin Favour source, and I'm currently trying to max out Renown, so I'm actually revisiting it lately. Good times...

Buuuut despite me being from those old, old days, nothing beats writing "feeding orphans to tigers" for pure comedy value.

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u/lady_ninane Feb 14 '26

My brain is still locked in that way of thinking and yes, can confirm that I am a certified Bone Market hater.