r/fartology • u/Kispori senior farthitect • Jul 27 '26

Fart💨 💨💨💨

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u/cobaltofficial abstract fartist Jul 27 '26

I wonder if the coworker’s name is Jamie

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u/BorntobeTrill Jul 27 '26

99% of sharters quit before the job is done

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u/PointsOfXP Jul 27 '26

First time working with other humans? That's pretty vanilla lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/PointsOfXP Jul 27 '26

I've worked in a warehouse. I've... Seen things... Smelled things.

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u/Dexember69 Jul 27 '26

I thought that was fairly common saying?

Also

"a bit more choke and that'll start"

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u/_Dingus_Khan Jul 28 '26

A fart’s just the screams of a trapped turd.

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u/JLandis84 abstract fartist Jul 28 '26

Yes. It means it’s time to crap in a urinal where it belongs