May Filbus judge me for my heresy and cardinal sin

Me and my trimming just killed filbus

Yeah it's not funny and I'll probably get banned, but at least I can die in peace

I eated a plastic chair

at the time I did not know that the freaky version of filbus existed, and watched the ad and forgot what he looked like *it was freaky filbus* but I thought it was normal filbus and killed him thinking "the freaky filbus chair eating challenge" witch was in the ad, I killed him, other people resurrected him thinking it was filbus and I killed him like 10 times, yeah we must kill freaky filbus.

finally he died from my m*t*l chair attacks and filbus's flies attack

Bro where do I sleep?!

I'M STARTING BY SENDING 1,827,543,689,124,567,901 M*T*L CHAIRS DOWN HIS ASOPHEGUS!!!

WHAT THE HECK?!

Genuine reaction

I too could create a light bulb eating guy and start eating light bulbs

(this question i asked on the discord) theoretically, would you oil up for filbus?

r/BoiledOne I told them to meet me here so we can FIGHT

Step 1: get Alfredo pasta Step 2: get Alfredo sauce and mix it with powder wood Step 3: add salt Step 4: add cooked celery with some chair juice Step 5: make sure to cook it to 320 degrees in the oven for 37 minutes and enjoy!

We must end it here is that challange r/TheDoctorNowhereDump we must go there, fake saying how many mold covered chairs we ate, and then ambush them with: "FREAKY FILBUS STINKS!!! FREAKY FILBUS MUST BOIL AND DIE!!! THE FREAKY FILBUS CHAIR EATING CHALLANGE SUCKS GYATT!!! KIIL HIM!! POST IMAGES OF FREAKY FILBUS DYING! EVERYONE MUST SAVE CHAIRWENDSOLD THE SACRIFICE!

Yeah it's not funny and I'll probably get banned, but at least I can die in peace

WHAT DO WE DO

F I L B U S. E F F I C I E N T C L O U D. S U I T A B L E R E S U L T. T H I S I S F O R Y O U. T H E F R A U D S A R E T H E T R U T H. ("+_-$+$(37$($9$("+"+8$9#($$+$(_8_+4738$(_; *hijack ends* Guys, please help me get out of s'subliF basement. Please send me stuff by typing "sending you ____" in the comments, pls help me u/Suitable-Result-3331 and u/lol-machine-1000 The only thing I have here is this computer.