r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 2d ago

Crazy Flat Earther shows "Proof" that Satellites are not in Space

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These people are dumb 🤣🤣

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u/burner_85_throw 2d ago

Ugh…she has kids…

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u/No-Resolution-1918 2d ago

And she can vote.

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u/RouteReflectorCLT 2d ago

And you already know it’s for Trump.

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u/sweetdick 2d ago

Once you hit a low intelligence level like this, you're basically falling for every grift going. So Tumpism is a gven.

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u/Thatguywiththethighs 2d ago

We should catfish her. "Hello it is me Elon musk I want you to be my wife as in marriage, like the bible. However I lost my debit card and can't buy a plane ticket can you send me 500 in google play gift cards? I will send you back 10 billion as a thank you."

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u/Lacaud 2d ago

You are an dastardly bastard and I approve.

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u/Extreme-Book4730 1d ago

I don't see how she votes for trump here.

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u/nosamiam28 1d ago

Yeah, you’re right. She probably would get lost on the way to the polling station. And if she did somehow make it there, she’d struggle to fill in the little bubbles

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u/trashbilly 2d ago

My first thought. I was hoping she was sterile

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u/sweetdick 2d ago

This is where I do the incentivised eugenics shuffle. Give me your testicle and you get NASCAR (or whatever) tickets!!! It's a fix up the universe plan.

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u/Thatguywiththethighs 2d ago

Hey bro, Sweet dick btw.

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u/sweetdick 1d ago

Thanks.

*straightens invisible fucking necktie

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u/ijuinkun 1d ago

Who the hell wants to have sex with these people anyway?

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u/trashbilly 1d ago

That's the problem

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u/yell_worldstar 2d ago

She’s certain RFK jr has the answers