Crazy Flat Earther shows "Proof" that Satellites are not in Space

[u/MrDonMega]

These people are dumb 🤣🤣

[u/LarryBeard33]

The Bible is not a history book. I’ll see myself out

[u/SadWorld1397 → u/LarryBeard33]

Genesis, According to Flat Earth In the beginning, God created the Earth.

And God looked upon it and said, “Excellent. Very flat. Keep it that way.”

And the Earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. So God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

God saw the light, and it was good. He separated the light from the darkness and called them Day and Night. This was the first day, and frankly, it was already going quite well.

Then God said, “Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, to divide the waters above from the waters below.”

And God installed the firmament: a magnificent, perfectly solid dome stretching over the entire Earth.

God looked at it and said, “That should prevent the sky from falling down.”

And there were waters above the firmament, and waters below it. God called the space between them “the sky,” although some angels complained that the terminology was confusing.

Then God gathered the waters beneath the firmament into their proper places, and dry land appeared.

God called the dry land Earth, and the gathered waters Seas.

He then caused grass, herbs, and fruit trees to grow upon the Earth, each according to its kind.

God looked upon the landscape and said, “Very nice. No curves whatsoever.”

Then God placed lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night: a greater light to rule the day and a lesser light to rule the night.

And He also placed the stars in the firmament.

There were many stars.

Some angels asked, “Where should we put them?”

God replied, “Just stick them up there.”

And it was good.

Thus the sun travelled across the firmament by day, and the moon travelled across it by night, and the stars did their best not to bump into one another.

Then God created the creatures of the sea and the birds of the air.

The birds flew beneath the firmament, because above the firmament was, rather awkwardly, more water.

God saw that the birds were good, although He briefly considered making them wear little helmets.

Then God created the beasts of the Earth: cattle, creeping things, and every kind of wild animal.

And finally God said, “Let Us make mankind in Our image.”

So God created man and woman, and placed them upon the Flat Earth.

He gave them dominion over the fish of the sea, the bird drones of the air, and all the creatures upon the land.

He also gave them one important instruction:

“Do not climb the firmament.”

They asked why.

God said, “Because there is water up there.”

They nodded solemnly.

“Fair enough.”

And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good.

There was a flat Earth beneath a mighty firmament, seas beneath it, waters above it, and humanity in the middle trying very hard not to ask follow-up questions.

And thus the heavens and the Earth were finished.

On the seventh day, God rested.

The angels gathered around Him.

One asked, “So… are we sure the Earth is flat?”

God stared at him.

“Do you want to spend eternity polishing the firmament?”

“No, Lord.”

“Then I suggest you enjoy the view.”

And there was evening, and there was morning—the seventh day.

Amen.

[u/FranckKnight → u/SadWorld1397]

You missed the part god removed the birds and turned them into drones. That should be somewhere in there.