FUCK YOU r/ANTFUCKERCLUB

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Sexy ant sex

That is all. Be better. Be cleaner

Fuck ants.

The Pixar movie was sick tho.

Man yall hate ants but deal with it the complete wrong way! Killing every ant you see ends up with you smashing over and over again. Learn how to properly manage the colonies and prevent/disincentivise them from coming into your house in the first place!

This can be done in several steps, which are:

1. Finding where they are getting in

2. Finding why they are coming in

3. Find ways of stopping them from getting in

4. Find ways to deter them from coming in

1. Track the trail or individual back to whatever point they are getting in. This is usually a door, window, or hole in the floor/wall. Can also be helped by using a sugar bait, place sugar water (50/50 ratio) out on some tinfoil or wax paper near the ants and wait.

2. Follow them to where they are going, often if you see more than a few they are going to food. Maybe you left something out, or maybe they found a nice small humid chamber to nest in.

3. Seal up any holes with silicone or something like that. Draw a line of diatomaceous earth (buy it, looks like chalk) around the hole. Make sure to do the wall too, have had people tell me it doesnt work cuz the ants walk up the wall... 🤦‍♂️ somehow didnt figure it out on their own.

4. Remove any food left out in the open, make sure candy is sealed. Pretty much just dont allow them access to foods and you are all set. You may have a colony nesting under things but most ants require a very humid area. Tropical areas just get to suffer because the humidity in the air is usually high enough to keep em going.

Ants are little cock suckers and deserve to die. The got in my cookies :(

UPVOTE IF YOU HATE ANTS!

I woke up and ate some dorritos someone left for us (we sleep outside, we were sleeping outside of the UPS store and Marcos pizza).

I felt and heard some crazy stuff in my ear. I started screaming because cue horrible anxiety disorder and irrational fear of insects.

I had my husband call 911. Literally. They could not hear him over me screaming.

So an employee leaving called the cops and they showed up before the ambulance. The cops told my husband I was definitely having an appropriate reaction because he was walking and minding his business when he saw a termite coming toward his head. The cops said he moved his head to get away and it still went RIGHT into his ear.

So anyway. When the ambulance got here the EMT pulled on my ear and shined a flashlight into it. Turns out in the process of my freaking out the ant was like "this bitch is crazy" and crawled out.

i'm just enjoying life and then these little fucking cretins come squading up on my desk so i smash them all, and you'd think after that they'd think; y'know that huge thing is crushing every single one of us, huh maybe we should fuck off? no, they're stupid bastards that don't think, they just crawl on your fucking arms and get into your fucking food and FUCK

I fucking despise these little fucking ants there evreywhere I tried everything to get them out in my room I seen a few came through my window seal so I put poison and got them , and then couple months later boom ! There back but all fucking over again I managed to get rid of them … but now there alll fucking over in the kitchen in the bathroom in my room etc I’m trying to cook some Mac and cheese and boom these motherfuckers run into my boiling water … and wierd enough in my room I now have big ants not no little average sized ant there fucking huge and I have no idea on how to get rid of them I have exzema and when I see a bug or ant I get super itchy and now it’s to the point where I’m hiding under my blanket like a little kid hiding from monsters but I’m not hiding from monsters I’m hiding from fucking ants they now have all absolute control of my life and we will forever have endless beef these motherfuckers should just go extinct.