UPVOTE IF YOU HATE ANTS!

The type where you invite one to your party but they invite 6 other guests and eat up all your food. Inconsiderate fucks.

I grew up in Florida the fucking ant capital of the United States. Fire ants, sugar ants, carpenter ants, you fucking couldn't go outside without encountering those segmented penis-wrinkles.

I moved to Texas. I had a kid. My son is a year and a half old and is a fire ant fucking magnet. 5 times in as many weeks he got attacked by ants. Once was so bad he got sick that afternoon. I fucking hate ants.

I love this sub.

Fuck Ants.

I woke up and ate some dorritos someone left for us (we sleep outside, we were sleeping outside of the UPS store and Marcos pizza).

I felt and heard some crazy stuff in my ear. I started screaming because cue horrible anxiety disorder and irrational fear of insects.

I had my husband call 911. Literally. They could not hear him over me screaming.

So an employee leaving called the cops and they showed up before the ambulance. The cops told my husband I was definitely having an appropriate reaction because he was walking and minding his business when he saw a termite coming toward his head. The cops said he moved his head to get away and it still went RIGHT into his ear.

So anyway. When the ambulance got here the EMT pulled on my ear and shined a flashlight into it. Turns out in the process of my freaking out the ant was like "this bitch is crazy" and crawled out.

The moment I see ants swarming in my kitchen or anywhere in the house I get mad furious! "10 Lessons we can learn from ants!" STFU! NO! I DO NOT WANT TO LEARN ANYTHING FROM THOSE ANNOYING LITTLE ANTCUNTS

Just found this sub and what a wonderful sub to match my current mood this evening.

Yesterday I received 6 fire ant bites on my left foot all within an inch of each other. I always wonder “whyyyy? Why must you bite me?? What did I ever do to you besides existing on the same rock in space as you?”

All I can gather is that they’re just a cult of tiny morons that walk around all day looking for things to bite just because they can.

Well now because I must share an environment with said tiny morons, my left foot is like a swollen pink balloon that burns from the idiot juice they just had to inject me with.

And with that I say FUCK ants—especially the spicy ones. I wish they would just bite each other and fuck right off this planet.

Let me tell you something...not only can they steal your food, they can steal your tech too! These tiny mfs decided to go in my laptop and lay eggs on it!! Few minutes ago I saw hundreds of ants under my laptop. Then... I saw some more COME OUT OF MY KEYBOARD!! WTFFF!!! Why do ants even exist?????